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Originally Posted by
poincare0 
the narrative that best fits these facts is that you are of an unusual body shape- best guesses very fat or very short- and you are a recluse, probably as a consequence of the former.

I am
thin, and quite short as well, as if it's any of your business. RTW shirts fit me like tents, so why the hell would I want to buy tent-like shirts from E&R when I can order ones MTM online which actually fit?
I am not a recluse, I go out clubbing in Cambridge in the evenings quite often. I like going to the Junction or to the Fez. Lola Lo is okay if I'm dragged there by my friends. Ballare is terrible but I've unfortunately been there in the past. I also often go to a private club on market square that I am a member of, called 12A (next to the restaurant Don Pasquale, and owned by the same family). They serve the best cocktails in Cambridge imo (Browns being a distant second).
What I don't do in Cambridge, is shopping. As you say, E&R is the only remotely good clothing shop in Cambridge, so why the hell would you think I would be aware of whether the Hugo Boss shop has closed down or not? Every clothes shop that is or was in the Grand Arcade is awful. And even if they weren't, they still wouldn't sell stuff that fits me. The only thing that I can buy RTW that fits is trousers, and I like wearing high quality trousers like Incotex, Mabitex, Purple Label (and I have one bespoke pair); none of these can be found in the shops in Cambridge.
Also, you originally PM'd me before I even mentioned that I had only been to E&R once; I am still unclear as to exactly what prompted that original PM, and exactly what caused you to 'smell a rat' as you put it.
I don't even know why I'm bothering to defend myself to some idiot on the internet. I'm sure you will find that a large percentage of people on this forum,
especially those with high post-counts, tend to buy a lot of things online instead of in bricks and mortar shops, because we simply cannot find things of the quality or fit that we demand in local shops. There are many on this forum who fly across the Atlantic to commission their suits, so I hardly think its unusual for me to not patronise the severely lacking selection of local shops in my home town.