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Raf Simons A/W 2009 Neoprene-Sleeved "Scuba" shirtTHATSRIGHT

Will Ship To: Anywhere

The year is 2152. After the coming of Ragnarök, war and plague have spread across the world. Thousands of the dead and dying howl miserably in the wastelands we once called our towns and cities; reduced to food and playthings for the mutated remains of humanity that now prey pitilessly upon the still-living. For Lt. Commander John Ahab, of the 101st Metal Narwhals, this endless tedium of dust and ash is everything and nothing - a suffocating, completely pure reality of interminable torment and unbelievable freedom. Armed with nothing but nuclear-powered bionic armor and a steam rifle, Ahab roams the wastes in search of justice and salvageable plant life. Deep in the heart of this post-apocalyptic land of living nightmares, he styles on peeps. Clad in a Raf Simons F/W 2009 Scuba shirt, size 52, he is insulated from the cold and protected from the harsh solar radiation that now breaks with laughable ease through the depleted ozone layer. Ragged, malicious winds rage across the dusty, irradiated plains, only to be turned angrily aside by his formidable neoprene sleeves; and the blood-red sun shines viciously down on his pin-striped, impeccably toned torso. Commander Ahab prefers his button-down shirts darted at the middle for an ideal, slim fit - and so should you. This is not only to prevent the intrusion of radioactive scorpions; but also so that when he meets a pretty narwhal, he can harpoon the shit out of her. This is not a shirt for the faint of heart. This shirt fits slimmer than tagged, and would be best for a 50: S2s: 17.6 P2p: 20.5 Sleeve: 25.5 Length: ~30 Bicep: ~6.5 There is one loose stitch, pictured here.

This will go to eBay i requisite dollar amounts are not offered as sacrifice.


150$ + shipping CONUS
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