At last...it is happening....'Barney Vs Predator'
(leaked screemplay in progress Version 1.0)
Barney naps in the forest but is awakened by the growing sound of breaking branches.
(rubbing blurry eyes) 'Huhhlo? Who's there?'
The footsteps of the apporaching stranger become louder.
The cloaked predator taps Barney on the left shoulder from behind.
'OK...who's there!', Barney nervously inquires as he swings round to face an empty forest.
The predator then taps Barneys right shoulder.
'Heyyyy, hyuk...cut that out. That's not fair! Lemme see you! You don't have to hide from me, I won't hurt you.'
The predator decloaks in front of Barney.
'Wowww there you are! Boy you really scared me sneaking up on me like that. Hi my name is Barney! Would you like to be my friend?'
Predator cocks head inquiringly.
'Don't be afraid. Do you live here? I tell you what, how about you take off your helmet and introduce yourself, what's your name?'
Predator unscrews air hoses (decompression hiss) and removes mask. Looks at Barney.
'Aww shucks, I'm sorry. I see now why you wear the mask. Well it doesn't matter because I love youu. Would you like a huu...'
Predator engages arm blades and slices Barney across abdomen, cutting into his main cables; the purple starts flowing.
'Heyyyyyyy ohhh-owwww, that hurts! You know that wasn't very friendly of yo.......'
'Hyukk-owww, I ws just trying to be frien....'
Pred delivers a power thrust, blades straight in the belly and upwards, disembowling the giant purple dino.
Barney slumps to ground, falling on his side, the dumb smile still on his face..
'Ohhhhowww there goes the day'
Barneys eyes roll up white.
Predator victory roar. Tosses back a beer.
Fade to black.
Cue rousing triumphant score.