Originally Posted by whodini
Way to take the classier, higher road. You're my idol. Well, you would be if you didn't have all those priors for doing lewd acts in IHOP bathrooms throughout the greater Pacific NW.
But how else are you supposed to pay for your mom's dialysis?
My mom wouldn't need dialysis if you would stop feeding her liquor with her roofies. Oh, and she figured out it was you because you wrote your number in sharpie on the wall of her bathroom at the retirement home.