I don't get it either. Everybody here have been talking about his disappearance and are ready to offer him a big welcome when and if he comes back. Over there, except for AF, nobody even acknowledged his comeback. Something must have happened around 12/20/06.
The other day, I discovered a potato chip that looked exactly like one of aportnoy's shoes. I was intreagued but unconvinced...that is, until I found both a cloud and a mensroom urine stain that also represented an aportnoy shoe. I have since shorn my scrotum, donned a simple purple velour tolga, and embarked on a pilgrimage to aportnoy's home city. When I find it, I'll let you guys know. Hari Portnoy.