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post #31 of 106
8/5/08 at 8:08am
I had a nightmare -- someone showed me some pictures of Jinda's girlfriend.

Very weird!
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post #32 of 106
8/5/08 at 8:25am
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Originally Posted by X-It View Post
I had a nightmare -- someone showed me some pictures of Jinda's girlfriend.

Very weird!

I'm worried about you, X-It.
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post #33 of 106
8/5/08 at 12:38pm
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Originally Posted by ratboycom View Post
Here is a dream for you. Figure this one out, happened a week ago: I remember going to the doctor for a physical, My doc was an attractive Chinese woman. Part way through, she tells me that they need a sperm sample "for testing," so she takes me to a different room. I get to the other room and she tells me they will need "two cups worth of specimine" (I think to myself, jesus, two cups?!). She points at a bed and tells me to lay down, on the bed is a big ass dildo, I say "WTF!" and then a Korean (guy) Nurse pops out of the corner laughing about the joke (dildo thing), taking it off the bed. They tell me that he is going to have to "milk" my prostate, to get the proper amount of sample. I look around nervously and say some slight joke about how I have such horrible luck with all Asians but Japanese. Then the procedure starts, I remember being extremely uncomfortable and the nurse kept on telling me to relax (while is fingers are in my ass). Im totally limp and am freaking out by now. Then, suddenly it starts, lets just say I overfilled the two cup container. Suddenly I woke up and I shit you not, my ass hurt. I was in a cold sweat and scared shitless. I emailed my fiance and she laughed at me, I told my closest friends and they all laughed too. I admit, in hind sight it is quite a bizarre and humorous story, but serously, what the fuck?!
This post wins.
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post #34 of 106
8/5/08 at 1:02pm
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This post wins.

Agreed.
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post #35 of 106
8/29/09 at 1:49pm
Last night I had a dream that my dad and I had a great idea to open a sushi cart (like a hot dog cart, but with sushi) down in Belltown. (Kinda the douchy area of Seattle with all the hip bars). So I went to go arrange to buy fish, but when I got to the fish lady's warehouse, I decided that I wanted to buy a ton of lobster and nothing else.

Then it starts snowing, and I decide to walk around on a frozen lake. (there isn't one) I meet up with Paul Hogan. (in full Crocodile Dundee outfit). We talk and I practice throwing his boomerang. I hand out business cards.

On the way around the lake, I encounter some club sluts. There are three of them, and they are chatting me up. They are wasted and they keep telling me that they are just a bunch of old ladies, out looking for young meat. They look about 25 with maybe a little too much time in the tanning booth. Then, immediately after telling me they are going to take me back to the "Hawaii motel" where they will screw my "young brains out". All three of them vomit up a stomach full of lemon drops. I carefully step around the ever widening pool of trendy chick-drink vomit, and leave.

Then I woke up.


WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!?!?!????!!
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post #36 of 106
8/29/09 at 1:56pm
You're fucking nuts?
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post #37 of 106
8/29/09 at 1:59pm
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Originally Posted by Big Punisher View Post
You're fucking nuts?
Nah, too salty. My dick has high blood pressure.
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post #38 of 106
8/29/09 at 2:11pm
Lately I just keep waking up from dreaming that I am not prepared for class.
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post #39 of 106
8/29/09 at 2:13pm
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Lately I just keep waking up from dreaming that I am not prepared for class.

To teach or to learn?
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post #40 of 106
8/29/09 at 2:23pm
you want to have sex with everyone who reminds you of your mother
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post #41 of 106
8/29/09 at 2:26pm
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you want to have sex with everyone who reminds you of your mother

If I thought this were remotely plausible I'd probably shoot myself in the head.
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post #42 of 106
8/29/09 at 2:34pm
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To teach or to learn?
Oh, learning. I'm back in school again, nights. 16-17hr days now, four times a week. The first week I was like Tweek. So much inadequacy.
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post #43 of 106
8/29/09 at 2:35pm
I had an extremely vivid dream last night that I was talking to Scarlett Johansson about opening an ice cream parlor that sold vegetable flavored ice cream. She was really excited about the pea soup w/ bacon flavor while I was pumped about the asparagus w/ parmesan cheese flavor . I also remember thinking, "Damn, this bitch is really good looking in real life!"
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post #44 of 106
8/29/09 at 2:39pm
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Originally Posted by cheessus View Post
I had an extremely vivid dream last night that I was talking to Scarlett Johansson about opening an ice cream parlor that sold vegetable flavored ice cream. She was really excited about the pea soup w/ bacon flavor while I was pumped about the asparagus w/ parmesan cheese flavor . I also remember thinking, "Damn, this bitch is really good looking in real life!"


So we both had food entrepreneur dreams. The collective unconscious?
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post #45 of 106
8/29/09 at 2:41pm
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Originally Posted by Huntsman View Post
Oh, learning. I'm back in school again, nights. 16-17hr days now, four times a week. The first week I was like Tweek. So much inadequacy.

Ah... well being/feeling inadequate is something that eventually, either you get used to, or you get better.

Good luck to you.
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