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post #31 of 38
11/28/11 at 6:13pm
I thought this was a thread about grammar frown.gif
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post #32 of 38
11/29/11 at 5:49am
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Got em'!
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post #33 of 38
11/29/11 at 5:50am
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My girlfriend had to work late last night so I was left to massage my colon myself.
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post #34 of 38
11/29/11 at 5:50am
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Wow, that line reminded me of a really messed up spoof of the first line to Mrs. Dalloway.
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post #35 of 38
12/4/11 at 9:44pm

Well you could be like my coworker. Get colon cancer (or was it rectal cancer? No matter), have them eliminate the colon completely by removing three inches of intesting and then re-route the remaining intesting to exit out of a stoma on your abdomen. Then wear a colostomy bag. 

 

Believe me, there is nothing inefficient about his setup. You never have to stop what you're doing to poop (you don't even have to make a concious effort!), and you can impress your friends by always having the smelliest dookie. 

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post #36 of 38
12/6/11 at 7:30am
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Originally Posted by Kyle328is View Post

Well you could be like my coworker. Get colon cancer (or was it rectal cancer? No matter), have them eliminate the colon completely by removing three inches of intesting and then re-route the remaining intesting to exit out of a stoma on your abdomen. Then wear a colostomy bag. 

Believe me, there is nothing inefficient about his setup. You never have to stop what you're doing to poop (you don't even have to make a concious effort!), and you can impress your friends by always having the smelliest dookie. 

Not cool. Having a colostomy bag would cost me too much money in tailoring to hide it.
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post #37 of 38
12/20/11 at 9:04am
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So yeah.
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post #38 of 38
12/20/11 at 9:08am
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Originally Posted by HORNS View Post

You just want the colon to absorb water, not the other shit that's in your shit - like bilirubin and other breakdown materials. The small intestine does the nutrient absorption work. Do NOT quote me on this!

Ask our own Dougie Howser Nero...
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