Ignoring the question's assumed predicate, the answer is "no", unless you're Tom Dempsey. I mean, obviously wear what you want. But I assume you know that and are soliciting people's opinions. Mine is that they're awful.
This has got to be a troll. Square-toed, faux gator, black Aldos? Talk about the epitome of all that is hated by the shoeracracy around here.