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post #16 of 27
Anybody else here getting hungry for a creampie?
post #17 of 27
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Originally Posted by Arethusa
Look, I didn't read your post but I would appreciate it if you would stop doing that.

no way man, the way this guys posts is priceless.

ON WITH THE SMILEY ORGY
post #18 of 27
Try submitting an expanded version of that bit to Dear Penthouse Forum. They may send you a $ fifty. You never know
post #19 of 27
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Originally Posted by Christofuh
Try submitting an expanded version of that bit to Dear Penthouse Forum. They may send you a $ fifty. You never know

Just send them your avatar.
post #20 of 27
STEAMED BUNS?!
post #21 of 27
Hi wilson brother or should i more appropriately Say, the Guy

I'm glad you took the time to come back to style forum and keep us up to date on your girlfriend and how her family is relating to your california dreams I think its kind of silly that she called your butt steamed buns What's more important is does her butt look also like steamed buns or maybe a bearclaw (less good)? If the former think it needs a good smack and maybe a little

I think what youre forgetting is that your girls mother may have a california dream herself that has been crushed to death by the father and his johnny walker red label perhaps she is living vicariously through you? I'm not sure but the best advice I can give you is to show her some friendly poking and see what her response is It may make your girlfriend mad but some healthy anger can strengthen a relationship don't you think If you decide to involve both of the women in your california dream, make sure to use alcohol, but preferably something more date-rapey than johnny walker red label. no girl would be stupid enough to think JW is innocent

okay wilson brother, please!!! have fun
post #22 of 27
Get a hidden camera, so you can have proof that SHE initiated the tease, record the act while you guys BANG, and then show it off to your girl innocently.

It's all good as long as you don't hold the back of her head while whe gives you oral, or you say "Yeah, baby"..

Enjoy!
post #23 of 27
post #24 of 27
Plow her mom.

Her husband will fire you, her daughter will break up with you, and you'll be free to come to California and live your dream
post #25 of 27
You should tell her that you have some cream for her buns. I'm sorry, that was quite juvenile. I would'nt make a big deal nor mention it if this was the only instance. On the other hand, if youre attracted to her and she persists, then proceed with caution. Or it could be a test.......
post #26 of 27
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Originally Posted by Christofuh

I definitely agree!
post #27 of 27
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Originally Posted by VMan
Plow her mom.

Her husband will fire you, her daughter will break up with you, and you'll be free to come to California and live your dream

My advice exactly. Unless the mom is uglier than a baboon's butt.
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