Subway and Public Transportation Etiquette - The People We Encounter - Page 60

Originally Posted by gomestar 

Originally Posted by Claghorn 

Lunch hour, subway, the toddler on the lap of the lady sitting next to me just proceeded to steal my pocketsquare. I love children (no irony), but I am terrified of what wil happen to my wardrobe when I have some.

Regardless, the little guy just made my day.

It was his time to go.

A 31-year old Bronx man fell to his death this afternoon while defecating between subway cars on a moving number 6 train, cops said.

The man fell onto the tracks and was run over by the northbound train as it was leaving 125th Street station shortly after 4 pm, police said.

It gets weirder.

Around the same time on the opposite platform, a bloody and extremely battered man crawled up from the tracks — just as the northbound 5 train was pulling in — with a broken pelvis, severe buttocks injuries and cuts.

Originally Posted by gomestar 

OJFC. Right before rush hour, thanks shit heads.

Originally Posted by Claghorn 

The problem is that all phones here make a very loud shutter sound that can't be disabled (to prevent just such an endeavor). iPads, however, do not. So perhaps I shall switch to that.

 

Now what would be really great is some security footage of me making the attempt, getting caught, and running away.

Originally Posted by Connemara 

Wow, RIP Al Roker