Ultimately, the story isn't about one man's erection; it's about another man's failure to immortalize it.
Edited by Claghorn - 12/17/12 at 11:39pm
The problem is that all phones here make a very loud shutter sound that can't be disabled (to prevent just such an endeavor). iPads, however, do not. So perhaps I shall switch to that.
Now what would be really great is some security footage of me making the attempt, getting caught, and running away.