A few days ago a middle aged man fell asleep next to me. I later noticed that at some point, the man had gotten a raging erection.
The good part is that I tried to take a picture for this thread. This behavior on my part was noticed by the lady across from me. I got off on the next stop...because...you know...I had just gotten caught trying to snap a quick pic of some man's random subway erection.
SF is having a negative influence on me.