Subway and Public Transportation Etiquette - The People We Encounter

StephenHero said:

Moses
The jibberish-speaking, elderly crackhead in a rags who smells so bad, he just parts the sea of people and gets himself an entire bench to himself on the 5 line during evening rushhour.

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Johdus Fanfoozal said:

For a long time this was the momofukuing worst, until I discovered:
The Man Who Bathed In Garlic Last Night
Pretty much self explanatory, but occasionally I will walk into a subway car and be overcome with wave upon wave of a rotten garlic odor emanating from every pore of some dude like radiation from a fuel rod. Stale piss smell I can handle... even **** to an extent. But that mofoing garlic smell is the absolute worst.

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why said:

I usually don't have many public transport issues here (people are very courteous) but I would like to add The Chatterbox if it hasn't already been stated. These are the people that talk as loud and annoyingly as possible (either on their phone or to others).

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patrickBOOTH said:

You are missing the entire point. The point isn't my shoes, but behavior. Sure I get irritated when my shoes get stepped on, but there are far greater offenses discussed here.
An sitting in taxis wrinkles my trousers...

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patrickBOOTH said:

What the hell are you people talking about?

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Eason said:

It's because they're using Chinese grammar. 口語 = oral English
FYI 口交 = oral sex

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otc said:

This chinese wikipedia article is much more informative than the english one
http://translate.google.com/transla...Sa&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&prmd=imvnsl
The english one is completely lacking the deep throat photo example.

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otc said:

This chinese wikipedia article is much more informative than the english one
http://translate.google.com/transla...Sa&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&prmd=imvnsl
The english one is completely lacking the deep throat photo example.

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Connemara said:

There's this barricaded driveway of sorts in front of the state Capitol. Always some Escalades and big GMC Yukons with state license plates in there. These dudes ain't driving no Honda Civic.

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Fang66 said:

They're called black people. If not speaking English probably Germans. To my lovely black friends, why do you have to yell at the person standing right next to you?

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patrickBOOTH said:

FTFY.

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whiteslashasian said:

I was thinking it...but you did it

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patrickBOOTH said:

I have a funny story that happened on Friday. I got onto the train with my girlfriend and she is the layer queen. Doesn't really have a coat, just layers stuff together. Now my girlfriend is thin, but her weird drapey layers made it look like she was hiding a big belly. Anyway, we get on the train and a guy immediately jumps up and offers her his seat. She smiles and says she is ok and looks at me and says that it was the second time today. I looked at the guy and I said, thanks, but shes not pregnant she's just fat. Girls looked horrified and guys got a good laugh. The poor nice-guy offender looked incredibly emabrassed.

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Fang66 said:

They're called black people. If not speaking English probably Germans. To my lovely black friends, why do you have to yell at the person standing right next to you?

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patrickBOOTH said:

FTFY.

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