So yesterday I step onto the subway and I hear this voice from outside the train yell, "Hold that train!!!" I never hold it for anybody because they are dicks. See page one. But then this fucking Italian, guinea meatball (I can say this because I am a guinea) of a girl pulls the doors open and gets in and starts screaming, "WHEN I SAY HOLD THE DOOR YOU PEOPLE HOLD THE FUCKIN' DOOR. NEW YORK IS SO INCONSIDERATE, BRO!!!!!" Everybody just stares at her like she is a fucking retard, because she is. The hypocracy was insane. Then she is mumbling to herself and cursing that she couldn't untangle her headphones and complaining that Apple gave her cheap headphones with her phone. I really, really, really wanted to unleash my fury onto her. Good thing my ride is only about 10 minutes.