Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH
Much, much lighter news for this thread. I witnessed a naked fake boob on my decent to the subway platform. I was walking down and a 40 something woman dressed skimpy was coming up the stairs. She had bags on her shoudlers that was pulling at her top revealing to the world her big fake breast. Being that she was getting older and it was fake it did look quite like a cantelope in a soggy lunch bag, but hey, a tit is a tit, amirite?
I once saw bush or as we call it in Japan "front hair" at a Starbucks. Skinny chick at the table next to me stands up to adjust her very baggy jeans, she undoes her belt and it suddenly slips through most of the belt loops as her jeans slip almost down to her knees. She was wearing panties but they were tiny, seethrough and were riding up her butt so the front was down low. Got a good show about 30cm (1' for you Merkins) from my face. She snatched up her pants and quickly sat down looking all embarrassed, I looked at her and winked, she went even redder and her boyfriend gave me the stinkeye.