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post #1306 of 1733
With their tongues.
post #1307 of 1733
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Originally Posted by romafan View Post

...but those who dawdle climbing the stairs or come to a full stop as soon as they go through the turnstyle b/c they are checking their phones should be sentenced to cleaning the subway platforms (daily) for a month

this.

same with the dildos that use the turnstyles as their tables so they can fish around their bags for their metrocard. This happens WAY too often, get it out before you get to the turnstyle so you're not blocking hoards of people.
post #1308 of 1733
I'm told that in Asia (Japan? China?) they have uniformed guys carrying blockingsled-like pads on the platforms whose job it is to push people into the already-packed cars. We should get employ a similar force who are tasked w/ spotting these transgressors. Upon spotting the violator, the guard would roughly grab them by the arm, confiscate any electronic gadget in-use, and march them off for their month of cleaning duty
post #1309 of 1733
pB needs to be the one doing it
post #1310 of 1733
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Originally Posted by romafan View Post

I'm told that in Asia (Japan? China?) they have uniformed guys carrying blockingsled-like pads on the platforms whose job it is to push people into the already-packed cars. We should get employ a similar force who are tasked w/ spotting these transgressors. Upon spotting the violator, the guard would roughly grab them by the arm, confiscate any electronic gadget in-use, and march them off for their month of cleaning duty

I've been pushed into crowded subway trains in Tokyo, the dudes don't carry any pads they just shove.
post #1311 of 1733
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Originally Posted by sugarbutch View Post

With their tongues.

Tongues what! Too good for the bastards, they should be made to use their knob ends and/or lady parts.
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post #1313 of 1733
I think I hate san francisco
post #1314 of 1733
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Originally Posted by romafan View Post

I'm told that in Asia (Japan? China?) they have uniformed guys carrying blockingsled-like pads on the platforms whose job it is to push people into the already-packed cars. We should get employ a similar force who are tasked w/ spotting these transgressors. Upon spotting the violator, the guard would roughly grab them by the arm, confiscate any electronic gadget in-use, and march them off for their month of cleaning duty

post #1315 of 1733
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Quote:
Originally Posted by romafan View Post

I'm told that in Asia (Japan? China?) they have uniformed guys carrying blockingsled-like pads on the platforms whose job it is to push people into the already-packed cars. We should get employ a similar force who are tasked w/ spotting these transgressors. Upon spotting the violator, the guard would roughly grab them by the arm, confiscate any electronic gadget in-use, and march them off for their month of cleaning duty

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Never had it that bad, but I've been shoved into the train here a few times.
post #1316 of 1733
Thread Starter 

Not gonna lie, I'm jealous that I did not witness this man.
post #1317 of 1733
what about the guy sitting on the train with his pants around his ankles? He was pooping.


check gothamist, I obviously don't want search for the article on my work machine.
post #1318 of 1733
gothamist takes another look at subway etiquette

http://gothamist.com/2013/05/15/etiquette_week_subway.php#photo-1
post #1319 of 1733
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Originally Posted by sugarbutch View Post

With their tongues.

 

 

post #1320 of 1733
Rode BART home from the Warriors game last night. Drunk guy standing next to us spent the entire fucking trip chastising his soon-to-be brother-in-law for being a "pussy" and not standing up to his father. Talked a ton of shit about his future father-in-law, too.
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