I have a funny story that happened on Friday. I got onto the train with my girlfriend and she is the layer queen. Doesn't really have a coat, just layers stuff together. Now my girlfriend is thin, but her weird drapey layers made it look like she was hiding a big belly. Anyway, we get on the train and a guy immediately jumps up and offers her his seat. She smiles and says she is ok and looks at me and says that it was the second time today. I looked at the guy and I said, thanks, but shes not pregnant she's just fat. Girls looked horrified and guys got a good laugh. The poor nice-guy offender looked incredibly emabrassed.