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Help me win over my unrequited love.

post #1 of 26
11/13/11 at 6:10pm
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Alright...what does one wear to an office holiday party that is "cocktail attire?"

 

I am 5-11, 145 lbs, size 40R, and a 31 waist?  What sort of shoes are in style?  Slim "flat" slacks?

 

Jacket?

 

Bow tie?

 

Sweater?

 

Help?

 

I am most comfortable in my jeans with Converse or Red WIngs on my bike.  But I do have a closet full of decent (back in the day) suits by Hugo Boss, Zegna, Joseph Abboud, Mickey Spatz - back when wide legs were in.  I am told that I look dapper.  I can live with it.  I want to win an unrequited love's attention.

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post #2 of 26
11/13/11 at 6:14pm
that girl isn't gonna want your dick because of your clothes. Borrow someones porsche keys and flaunt that instead.
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post #3 of 26
11/13/11 at 11:07pm
Girls can smell an agenda like shit on a shoe.
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post #4 of 26
11/13/11 at 11:08pm
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Originally Posted by midlifer View Post

Alright...what does one wear to an office holiday party that is "cocktail attire?"

 

I am 5-11, 145 lbs, size 40R, and a 31 waist?  What sort of shoes are in style?  Slim "flat" slacks?

 

Jacket?

 

Bow tie?

 

Sweater?

 

Help?

 

I am most comfortable in my jeans with Converse or Red WIngs on my bike.  But I do have a closet full of decent (back in the day) suits by Hugo Boss, Zegna, Joseph Abboud, Mickey Spatz - back when wide legs were in.  I am told that I look dapper.  I can live with it.  I want to win an unrequited love's attention.



Your personality and confidence will count for a lot more with a woman than whether you wear flashy clothing. In the end, its not showing off that attracts her interest, its being yourself. You have to be the man you are. What you wear isn't going to change it for someone else. But if we have to give you obvious dating tips, you still haven't understood how to land the girl.

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post #5 of 26
11/13/11 at 11:23pm
I smell desperation and it is not attractive.
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post #6 of 26
11/14/11 at 12:05am
chloroform
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post #7 of 26
11/14/11 at 3:21am
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Originally Posted by Lane View Post

that girl isn't gonna want your dick because of your clothes. Borrow someones porsche keys and flaunt that instead.

i dunno- remember how TOJ guy kept offering to swag out stanleyvanburen? i'd have loved to see him walk into his xmas party dressed in DR and dior 17.5s.
also, a guy whose name is 'midlife' should NOT get a porsche. perhaps that's just the english viewpoint though.
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post #8 of 26
11/14/11 at 3:36am
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chloroform

+1.
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post #9 of 26
11/14/11 at 5:08am
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Originally Posted by robinsongreen68 View Post

i dunno- remember how TOJ guy kept offering to swag out stanleyvanburen? i'd have loved to see him walk into his xmas party dressed in DR and dior 17.5s.
also, a guy whose name is 'midlife' should NOT get a porsche. perhaps that's just the english viewpoint though.

I dunno man, everytime I see a porsche its some old geezer that is sometimes accompanied by some young babe.
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post #10 of 26
11/14/11 at 7:28am

Porsche's are so passe...

 

 

It's much more "in" to pick up a prescription drug habit or kill a hooker...

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post #11 of 26
11/14/11 at 7:34am
How are you 5'11 145 and a 40 chest? I'm guessing you're measuring your chest wrong. I'm your height and weight and I'm a 36/30
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post #12 of 26
11/14/11 at 7:46am
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Originally Posted by lmaozedong View Post

How are you 5'11 145 and a 40 chest? I'm guessing you're measuring your chest wrong. I'm your height and weight and I'm a 36/30

It's possible if he has a very low body fat percentage, although it's unlikely.
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post #13 of 26
11/14/11 at 4:33pm
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Originally Posted by lmaozedong View Post

How are you 5'11 145 and a 40 chest? I'm guessing you're measuring your chest wrong. I'm your height and weight and I'm a 36/30

 

I'm 6'/190, work out, and I have a 40 inch chest. It must've been a typo/incorrect measurement.

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post #14 of 26
11/14/11 at 4:47pm
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Originally Posted by cuponoodles View Post


I'm 6'/190, work out, and I have a 40 inch chest. It must've been a typo/incorrect measurement.

How are you 6'/190 with a 40" chest? I'm 6'1"/160 with a 40" chest.
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post #15 of 26
11/14/11 at 4:50pm
just a friendly suggestion but you should gain some weight
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