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post #31 of 388
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Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman
Check out her videos here: http://www.metacafe.com/tags/monica_bellucci/

Make sure "family filter" is off for a better selection. Enjoy guys!

You have just become my new best friend

Thanks, cool guy.
post #32 of 388
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Originally Posted by LARon
Jennifer Tilly's high voice and pedestrian manner lend very well to the gangster's moll persona, like the characters she played in "Bound" and "Bullets Over Broadway." To my mind, she's like a cheap squeeze toy.

Ah, but a cheap squeeze toy who could probably bankrupt you in a game of poker.

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Jennifer Connelly, on the other hand, yes, now she's a honey. And though I could get to love her almost as much as I love breathing, for Monica I'd give up breathing. (With Monica as my 10, Jennifer's a 9.)

If I'm going to die, thats how I want to go. The meat in a Jenny and Monica sandwich.
post #33 of 388
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Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim
If I'm going to die, thats how I want to go. The meat in a Jenny and Monica sandwich.

"The meat"; no bun intended.
post #34 of 388
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Originally Posted by LARon
"The meat"; no bun intended.

That must be that new "low carb" threesome I've been hearing so much about.
post #35 of 388
Monica Bellucci... I'd hit it. No wait. I'd Bertuzzi it... meaning, I'd hit it from behind so hard her neck would snap.
post #36 of 388
Quote:
Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman
Check out her videos here: http://www.metacafe.com/tags/monica_bellucci/

Make sure "family filter" is off for a better selection. Enjoy guys!

Quote:
Originally Posted by LARon
You have just become my new best friend

Thanks, cool guy.

Thanks man. Although I devote most of my research time towards finding and organizing content for the Asian Women Appreciation Thread (and am currently working on several highly ambitious series for same), I'm happy to help you guys out whether it's a voluptuous Italian bombshell or a skinny young starlet.
post #37 of 388
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Bandwagonesque
Monica Bellucci... I'd hit it. No wait. I'd Bertuzzi it... meaning, I'd hit it from behind so hard her neck would snap.

How romantic
post #38 of 388
I think he's referring back to Jennifer Tilly; it'd probably be right up her alley. (bun intended)
post #39 of 388
I'm not the type to ask for the moon. Just a villa on lake Como, a Maser and Monica in the passenger seat.

post #40 of 388
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Originally Posted by Christofuh
I'm not the type to ask for the moon. Just a villa on lake Como, a Maser and Monica in the passenger seat.


No quattroporte - for your and Monica's bambini?
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post #42 of 388
Good grief; it only gets better with each new photo.
This woman is pure evil! Yet, even though I know the consequences, I'd bite the apple from her anyday.
post #43 of 388
More, please!
post #44 of 388
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Lucky Strike
More, please!

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post #45 of 388
Fucking hell.
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