Have you ever had Truck Nuts?

this is an actual legal issue... jeezus, only in the States!

Someone in my old apartment complex had a set of those. They disappeared one night, only to return...spraypainted blue.

I think Johnny Knoxville used some of these in a skit where he's an old man w/ short ass 1970's style basketball shorts on w/ his balls hanging like 8 inches down his leg. Seems like they'd be good for a few practical jokes!!

We had an IT consultant that had those on the back of his SUV.

Figures this would go to court in South Carolina. Good god, that is such a deeply stupid state.

Personally, I think you should be allowed to have one pair of nuts. If you want to hang plastic ones off the bumper of your truck, then I get to cut the fleshy ones off your body.

wonder if kyle has something to say about this

Baller status

she seems to like them!