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post #901 of 1061

I almost fell for that

post #902 of 1061
I was gonna say these dudes are already parodying themselves.
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Originally Posted by washedout View Post

He tried living his dreams by playing bass for some generic band and it failed. Then he realized he needs money so he started glazing windows.

Terrific username/post combo.
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what.the.fuck.
post #906 of 1061
LOL!
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Originally Posted by single origin View Post



G: Hey ya'll George from Gents Lounge here and uh, we gonna, um, talk about, you know, 3 shoes that everyone should own. Uh, Gtrans is here to talk about his.. uh, 3 picks. What do you think every alpha male should own, G?

GT: Oh, hey, uh you know, I think, you know, shoes are very important. Like, whether you are in a business meeting, like meeting an older male figure, or you know, uh maybe you're going on a date with that girl from the gym--

G: Ha ha, the gym, gotta get buff right for the ladies, right?

GT: Ha ha, right, yea, exactly, but uh... you know, the most important things are your shoes. Because that's what, uh, everyone notices first. You know? So I'd say shoes are like, uh, bowties, for your feet, you know.

G: Exactly, bowties for your feet. Like, you know, from that past video we did: 3 Essential Bowties Every Gentleman Should Own. So, what, um, are your three picks for shoes?

GT: For me, you know, I'd say that every man... should uh, own, one: dancing shoes. Two: Lady impressing shoes. Three: Subtle shoes that are uh, bold, and say something about your personality. Uhm, a subtle statement shoe, I'd say.

G: That sounds great. So.. uh.... let's show them. You can just, you know, put your shoes on top of this table here. At the camera. Yeah, let's get it started.

GT: First, for dancing shoes... I'd say my go to for dancing are these Visvim Virgils in uh... this black italian suede calf leather. You know, when you are dancing, you need uh, stability. Which is why Hiroki Nakamura, the philosopher behind uhh...Visvim, decided to put these heel taps on it. And uh, the silky suede is perfect for classing it up in like, a ballroom.

G: Wow, that is perfect. Uh, you've put a lot of thought into this haven't you?

GT: Ha ha yes.

G: Ha ha.

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GT: Next, for girl impressing shoes, I'd say the uh, perfect ones are these Visvim Virgils PICARO-FOLK in, uh, burgundy........leather. They were Indigo Camping Trailer exclusives, and pretty much..pretty much uh any lady worth impressing would know what ICT is right? Ha ha ha. They retailed for 300,000 yen, so, if uh, you know, if the lady was any good at economics, she'd be uh, impressed about my buying power, considering the YEN-USD exchange rate. I uh, can't tell you how many women have uh, complimented me on the rustic and tough look, yet extremely soft and supple qualities of the leather. I um... impress myself sometimes. When I put these on.

G: Ha ha, yeah, looks like you've worn them a lot too, huh?

GT: Ha ha, lots of... ladies.... to.. impress....

G: Ha ha ha ha [Smiles widely at camera]

GT: Next, for uh, subtle statement shoes. I have these Kudu Visvim Virgils that I wear a lot. You know, uh, they are work boots, inspired. By Japanese Inuits from South America, who were known to work very hard, which is, uh... why they needed these tough boots. So I feel that reflects on my personality a lot you know.... uh, I'm outdoorsy, so the toughness is there... but I am also classy, which is represented by, um, the kudu leather, which is a classy and regal animal. It is a very effective way of conveying my personality. Ha ha.

G: Ha ha, wow, I wish I could show you my 3 shoe picks. But I have to do a new video soon on 3 Essential and Timeless Hand Lotions Every Man Should Own.

GT: Wow, ha ha, that sounds great. I uh, use Visvim brand Hand Lotion.

[both smile and look at camera]

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post #908 of 1061

I honestly deleted my youtube history just now.

 

The thought of deleted my browsing history never crossed my mind and I have alot of smut in my internet history.

 

Keep up the good work.

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Originally Posted by Dpalaghiuc View Post

I honestly deleted my youtube history just now.

The thought of deleted my browsing history never crossed my mind and I have alot of smut in my internet history.

Keep up the good work.

haha I was thinking the same thing
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Originally Posted by washedout View Post



Fucking Oberyn Martell ended up in menswear hell.
post #911 of 1061

Those guys should go on British TV, painfully embarrassing seems to be a common theme in Brit comedy.

 

 

Urgh.

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Lol that gif
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This guy is the king of menswear. Cant you tell? What an amazing thread.

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That's the new come at me bros pic^
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