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post #886 of 1061
I tried but I was out as soon as he said he wears shoes to make a statement, but stay classy.

Fuck that, wear side zips, skinny jeans, slutty tee and a bomber all day erry day
post #887 of 1061
Please someone post another vid from these guys or alpha m.
post #888 of 1061
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Originally Posted by shoreman1782 View Post

There's a lot of sus shoe caressing in that vid, nephew

I think my favourite video I've ever seen on SF was a dude just talking kinda passionately about his cordovan (I think?) shoes and then halfway through he just starts rubbing his dick
post #889 of 1061
guy: In for desert?

girl: uhm, its kind of late and I have to work tomorrow. So sorry, but I would rather leave.

guy - moving his sleeves back to expose three differently colored wooden perl bracelets (presents) while inconspicuously shoving his feet out under the table cloth- : you sure?

girl -eyes glued to her iphone- : yes, sorry. Its really stressful at the moment, you know. Maybe another time?

guy -nervously adjusting his bowtie, wiggling his feet- : mmh, I believe there is something on my shoes.... (no reaction).. ... .... You didn't even notice once!

girl: ?

guy: I can't believe that. I could have worn my statements shoes for this, even my work shoes, it wouldn't have made any difference! Do you even know how much my date shoes are worth, bitch? Have you just looked at that color once? Its beautiful! But you wouldn't know, would you? They are FUCKING TED BAKER, HANDPAINTED!! LOOK at THAT! - takes of shoes- THATS'S MOTHERFUCKING FLORAL INSIDE! WITH PURPLE!! LOOK AT IT! And don't even get me started on the heels! Perfection! Here, smell them! SMELL THEM!!!

-proceeds to be escorted out by security-
Edited by MS007 - 6/26/14 at 9:05am
post #890 of 1061

to me it's not that their choices of shoes are terrible (they are) or their choices of categories even (arguably worse), but the fact that they are two seriously awkward dudes who made a video for youtube in which they are talking about "what are the shoes every guy should own" in the first place. the results are hilarious, yes, but they don't even matter. the whole premise is retarded.

post #891 of 1061

on a related note, I really want to make a parody site, sort of like the Onion, but specifically satirizing terrible fashion blogs like those in this thread. If done well, it has the potential to be really entertaining. But I don't think I have the time or resources to do it, nor am I funny enough. Someone like @Bam!ChairDance would be a perfect candidate to do it. Have I said this before?

post #892 of 1061

Or a cringe-comedy web series about a couple of awkward, hapless fashion bloggers with terrible fashion sense and a general lack of self-awareness.

post #893 of 1061

How to Wear a Pocket Square with a Denim Jacket

 

 

post #894 of 1061
omg...
post #895 of 1061

See that's maybe the other reason my parody idea won't work; because I would have done that as satire and these guys are apparently doing it in earnest. :crazy:

post #896 of 1061
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Originally Posted by StanleyVanBuren View Post
 

on a related note, I really want to make a parody site, sort of like the Onion, but specifically satirizing terrible fashion blogs like those in this thread. If done well, it has the potential to be really entertaining. But I don't think I have the time or resources to do it, nor am I funny enough. Someone like @Bam!ChairDance would be a perfect candidate to do it. Have I said this before?

 

I support this suggestion and wouldn't mind helping write, but it's pretty hard to come up with ideas for what to write about

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Originally Posted by StanleyVanBuren View Post
 

See that's maybe the other reason my parody idea won't work; because I would have done that as satire and these guys are apparently doing it in earnest. :crazy:

 

Honestly I think this would be really fun too, like if the site was run for a year or something (or until it has a somewhat stable reader-base) and then we just quit the blog with a final "Y'all stupid"-post

post #897 of 1061
first of all make sure you have a pocket...genius

might have to submit a couple questions to get them to do a vid
post #898 of 1061
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Originally Posted by brad-t View Post

how can you guys watch these videos? i can't. i can't do it. my lungs seize up and i just cover my mouth and

Honestly just looking at the screen shot is enough. Ten seconds in and its like watching someone try to sex up a chicken.
post #899 of 1061
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Originally Posted by ChetB View Post

How to Wear a Pocket Square with a Denim Jacket


 

These guys are like a case study in how to take individually decent pieces and combine them to look like a shit stain.
post #900 of 1061
Quote:
Originally Posted by StanleyVanBuren View Post

on a related note, I really want to make a parody site, sort of like the Onion, but specifically satirizing terrible fashion blogs like those in this thread. If done well, it has the potential to be really entertaining. But I don't think I have the time or resources to do it, nor am I funny enough. Someone like @Bam!ChairDance
would be a perfect candidate to do it. Have I said this before?

I think somebody beat you to it
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