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Originally Posted by
harvey_birdman 
Immodium not necessary, they sell booze on AA flights.
Hence one of my protips: find a 2 oz bottle designed to hold food and fill that with your own. I use a used bottle from one of those energy shots. Tastes a little off the first time, but I probably didn't rinse as well as I should have. And then, you have your own choice of booze to add to whatever complimentary drink you want.
Another: in the security line, put all your stuff in the bag, especally things like watches. Nice watches set in the trays have been known to be pilfered (TSA agents get what, $8 an hour?), and it speeds up the process. While you're waiting in line, take all electronics, belts, watches, and shove it in your laptop bag (as a sidenote, be ready to take the laptop out and put it in a separate tray). I typically wear loafers and have a shoehorn in an outside pocket on my bag. Pop off right before the x-ray, pop right back on as soon as I can get both them and my bag.
Other things: get to your gate early. Sprinting for international flights that you have friends literally holding at the gate for you is not recommended. Know where it is and what the flight status is before heading to the airport bar. Remember, boarding is a half hour before you take off. Don't miss it. Don't be afraid to ask questions of the people at the counters- whether it's something about what your next step is, or just how long until boarding if your flight is delayed, they're there to help. And run passenger manifests.
A laptop bag is a personal item, a carry on is a typical rolling suitcase. These days, those usually are checked at the gate. You get a tag that you put on the bag, and you leave it on the jetway or on a cart at the tarmac. Don't count on having access to it. If you think you're going to want something during the flight (books, booze, laptop), put it in the laptop bag/backpack.
Be patient getting on and off the plane. It's irritating for everyone, and trying to make it go faster just pisses people off and doesn't get you there any faster.
Have your ticket stuff printed out and handy. Confirmation e-mails and all. An extra copy of the boarding pass if you check in online isn't a bad idea, put it in your bag in case that gets lost. Or in case you need the documents later. Make sure you have phone numbers for whoever's responsible for your flight. Travelocity, the airline, ect. Fuckups do occur.
Planes can be chilly. Even if the weather that day doesn't warrant it, wear or bring a sweater. I also find a shirt pocket really helps when I'm flying. Only time I ever put something in shirt pockets, but they're damn handy for boarding passes.
Oh, and absolutely, absolutely remember your phone charger.
All that and I'm probably forgetting something really obvious. But have a nice flight. Seriously. If you've done it before, the hassle of the airport can be tiresome, but you're still going 500 miles an hour 30,000 feet above the earth. For your first flight, you absolutely need a window seat. It's spectacular out there. Don't worry if you don't have one now, you can change when you check in.