Are Range Rovers really that horrible in general? I once had the BMW 540i with the same 4.4 engine that a few years of the RR had and the BMW was bulletproof and awesome, but the little snippets I've read about RR's have been nightmare stories, one guy I know told me he wished his RR would get stolen and destroyed because the repairs he needed were more than the car was worth. They almost sound like they're as expensive to own as a Bentley

It's a shame because I really love the way Range Rovers look, and I want to get a boxy wagon for when I take the dog places, go to the beach, go get big stuff, etc.
Right now I could get a RR of that vintage, or I could get a MB G500L for the same price, and it's looking I will probably get a G500 instead of the RR, something tells me it's probably the better car.... I do know I don't want an X5 or an ML...