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Originally Posted by Khayembii Communique 
Only thing people would ask is "oh so how long were you there for?" and that just begs a vague answer anyways. "Well I graduated last June, it was my first real job out of college in my area and blah blah blah." Being vague without being suspicious is easy as fuck in casual conversation because nobody really cares about cold hard facts in that instance.
If they really do pin me down then I'll tell them my real start date and that I worked odd cash jobs while I looked for a job to get by, how lucky I was to get my previous job and how I learned so much, and how that translates into value for this new company and yadda yadda yadda. If they ask why my resume said 2010, then I'd just say something like "well the career people at school told us to put down a year if we worked there for a year or less otherwise employers would think it's a typo" or some such bullshit blaming it on a college counselor, everyone knows they're dumbasses anyways.

Only thing people would ask is "oh so how long were you there for?" and that just begs a vague answer anyways. "Well I graduated last June, it was my first real job out of college in my area and blah blah blah." Being vague without being suspicious is easy as fuck in casual conversation because nobody really cares about cold hard facts in that instance.
If they really do pin me down then I'll tell them my real start date and that I worked odd cash jobs while I looked for a job to get by, how lucky I was to get my previous job and how I learned so much, and how that translates into value for this new company and yadda yadda yadda. If they ask why my resume said 2010, then I'd just say something like "well the career people at school told us to put down a year if we worked there for a year or less otherwise employers would think it's a typo" or some such bullshit blaming it on a college counselor, everyone knows they're dumbasses anyways.
Jesus, how is this really even still a question for you? Let me put it this way, how would you feel if you hired someone who lied about how much experience he or she had?
Stop lying. Don't be an asshole.





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