I've never felt this used. - Page 56

She will force to take a massive life insurance on himself and Conne will disappear by commiting suicide by stabbing himself 25 times in the back..

They're going shopping for a shared burial plot later this weekend. It'll be romantic.

Also gotta talk about who gets the bar if they decide to separate.

"I've never seen anyone stop to reload in the middle of a suicide!"

so I just read the last 56 pages. I feel like I earned my invitation to the wedding now.

The bride will probably shoo the groom out of the church at the last minute so that she might proceed with someone else instead. The now-former groom will then humbly request to be included as the ring bearer.

No-- she'll go ahead and marry Conne. But only after rescheduling so she can boink a couple of her professional contacts visiting from out of town.

Poor Conne..

I yearn for the day when Crazy Horse Crazy Girl discovers this thread. I guess in some respect you could call it Conne's Doomsday Device. The day she finds out will be 'the day after'.

Can some please document Armageddon by taking a picture of her reaction
Edited by Star - 6/18/12 at 5:00am

ffy.

I can't wait until Conne tells us that she has become a lesbian and moved to New Hope, PA.

lulz, you are really glutton for punishment.

I'll give you another 2 weeks and you're back on dat ass.

Is it because she introduced you to her grandmother?

That ship has sailed.