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She can't be preggers, she drinks like a fish every night. And last time we screwed I didn't finish in the hoal.
post #737 of 868
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post

She can't be preggers, she drinks like a fish every night. And last time we screwed I didn't finish in the hoal.

It is nice to know Romance is not dead,...
post #738 of 868
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She can't be preggers, she drinks like a fish every night. And last time we screwed I didn't finish in the hoal.

Drinking ruins pregnancy? If so, I have to keep this on my radar.
post #739 of 868

Now is when she tells you that she used to be a man.

post #740 of 868
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She can't be preggers, she drinks like a fish every night. And last time we screwed I didn't finish in the hoal.

LULZ on "alcohol as birth control"

Next you'll tell me about the weight you plan to lose on your Cheeseburger Diet or how you plan to fight AIDS by giving dirty needles out to junkies.
post #741 of 868
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LULZ on "alcohol as birth control"
Next you'll tell me about the weight you plan to lose on your Panera Diet or how you plan to fight AIDS by giving dirty needles out to junkies.

I swear I've read that thread before.
post #742 of 868
did u just post her photo on FB?
post #743 of 868
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did u just post her photo on FB?

Nah, not her.
post #744 of 868
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did u just post her photo on FB?

the one with the "enjoy a labatt draft - $1.50" poster? i would hit that.
post #745 of 868
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the one with the "enjoy a labatt draft - $1.50" poster? i would hit that.
She is literally 6 feet tall but she is fine. Loves to party.
post #746 of 868
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She is literally 6 feet tall but she is fine. Loves to party.

Is it an euphemism for *She is easy as fuck"?
post #747 of 868
I think I might get a facebook back.
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

I think I might get a facebook back.

I'd be your friend.
post #749 of 868
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post

It worked! The girl I was with on Tuesday night is one of my good friends. Last night, Crazy texted me and asked what I was up to. When she found out I was at the bar, she asked, "Are you with your new girlfriend (name redacted)?" Friend and I are having a laugh about this.
Crazy also said, "We should talk." WTF does that mean?

This is the singlemost troublesome thing a girl can possibly say to you.

Since it's you though, I think you should call her and tell her you still think about her and have a 25-page thread on a men's fashion website devoted to her.
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I'd be your friend.

Right on.
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