I've never felt this used.

lasbar · Jan 20, 2012

grizzlybear said:
you are, and you'd have AIDS.

And genital herpes/anal warts...

edinatlanta · Jan 20, 2012

Conne, seriously, wtf were you thinking would happen if you poke someone with a toothpick?

evilWagon · Jan 20, 2012

^Same thing that happened every other time he did it; toss up between fake an orgasim or kick him out of her bed for another guy. Appears on that day it was the latter.

edinatlanta · Jan 20, 2012

Connemara said:
so I poked her with a toothpick a few times. She turned around and had this look of pure hatred on her face. I have rarely seen someone look at me this way, I can't explain how awful it was.

O, wait you tried to initiate sex with her at the bar? That'd piss me off too.

FLMountainMan · Jan 20, 2012

Wow, it looks like you guys are not going to work out. If only you had been given some sort of advice that it might not, you could've avoided this whole mess in the first place.

lasbar · Jan 20, 2012

grizzlybear said:
you are, and you'd have AIDS.

Connemara said:
I am so speechless re: what just happened.
We met up at our usual spot after work. Some mutual friends joined. Things were fine for a couple of hours...she wasn't talking to me all that much, but she hadn't seen her friends in a while. Thirty minutes ago her back was turned to me so I poked her with a toothpick a few times. She turned around and had this look of pure hatred on her face. I have rarely seen someone look at me this way, I can't explain how awful it was.
Crazy *****: "You can leave, you know."
Me: "What are you talking about?"
CB: "Do you think you're sleeping over? Do you?"
Me: "I am really confused right now."
CB: "Maybe you should just go."
I got up, grabbed my coat, and left. Texted her, "What the **** is wrong with you?" and she replied "Sorry." I told her how awful, embarrassed (this happened in front of friends of ours), and pained I felt. He response? "You poked me with a toothpick."
I've dated some nasty women, but I truly am in shock over this. Like I said, the loathing in her eyes/face...it spoke volumes. Feel really upset right now.

Tell her tto **** off..

You're too metrosexual..

ImaPro · Jan 20, 2012

If any you should be thankful this didnt go any further.

LawrenceMD · Jan 20, 2012

Connemara said:
I am so speechless re: what just happened.
We met up at our usual spot after work. Some mutual friends joined. Things were fine for a couple of hours...she wasn't talking to me all that much, but she hadn't seen her friends in a while. Thirty minutes ago her back was turned to me so I poked her with a toothpick a few times. She turned around and had this look of pure hatred on her face. I have rarely seen someone look at me this way, I can't explain how awful it was.

does she have even a small percentage of Native American blood in her? In the Oneida Indian Nation its incredibly offensive to be poked from behind with a stick (something about spirits inhabiting trees) and is reason for many tribe wars.

haha just ******* with you. you can expect her to "accidentally" get pregnant now. she'll also expect in typical Romantic Comedy fashion that you'll rise to the occasion and win her heart forever - by performing some grand gesture (like running towards her in Grand Central Station while yelling "I LOVE YOU AND WANT TO MARRY YOU") having a huge Long Island wedding before the baby bump starts showing (you have until mid-March 2012), and living happily ever after (until she realizes that she made a mistake and you get a divorce and have your baby girl taken away from you).

Connemara · Jan 20, 2012

LawrenceMD said:
does she have even a small percentage of Native American blood in her? In the Oneida Indian Nation its incredibly offensive to be poked from behind with a stick (something about spirits inhabiting trees) and is reason for many tribe wars.

haha just ******* with you. you can expect her to "accidentally" get pregnant now. she'll also expect in typical Romantic Comedy fashion that you'll rise to the occasion and win her heart forever - by performing some grand gesture (like running towards her in Grand Central Station while yelling "I LOVE YOU AND WANT TO MARRY YOU") having a huge Long Island wedding before the baby bump starts showing (you have until mid-March 2012), and living happily ever after (until she realizes that she made a mistake and you get a divorce and have your baby girl taken away from you).

This made me laugh (the Native American thing).

I should have listened to you guise.

Ambulance Chaser · Jan 20, 2012

Maybe she thinks you are smothering her? Dating doesn't necessarily mean spending 24/7 with someone. Don't give up!

Steve Smith · Jan 20, 2012

evilWagon said:
I realize I'm new around here... but Conne has to be trolling, or the most obtuse guy ever.

It's a little of both.

gort · Jan 20, 2012

evilWagon said:
^Same thing that happened every other time he did it; toss up between fake an orgasim or kick him out of her bed for another guy. Appears on that day it was the latter.

I literally started laughing out loud at my desk at this one.

Rambo · Jan 20, 2012

Jesus Kanye. Find a new beezy already and dump this frigid ****.

lasbar · Jan 20, 2012

Poked from behind with a toothpick???

She thought it was ********* and she reacted badly to it..

Connemara · Jan 20, 2012

Today she is all, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I was being a *****, blah blah blah." I told her to try not to do this to the next schmuck who is dumb enough to date her.

I've never felt this used.

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