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post #661 of 868
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post

I went to trivia last night and she showed up a few minutes before it ended. We basically ignored each other, which is nothing new. A bunch of us went to karaoke and she was there. After a while, she approached me and said (with a smile) "Did you follow me here?" The boring "how have you been" talk followed. Then, out of nowhere, she grabbed me and dragged me over to her friend and introduced me as "my good friend Mike" (WTF?!).
Throughout the night she was eye-fuckin' me like it was her job. This girl is not sane.

Ya, so basically we want to know if you did the grown folks dance with her or not.
post #662 of 868

 

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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post


Throughout the night she was eye-fuckin' me like it was her job. This girl is not sane.

 

I never got to see a picture of her. Can you inbox one to me?

post #663 of 868
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post

I went to trivia last night and she showed up a few minutes before it ended. We basically ignored each other, which is nothing new. A bunch of us went to karaoke and she was there. After a while, she approached me and said (with a smile) "Did you follow me here?" The boring "how have you been" talk followed. Then, out of nowhere, she grabbed me and dragged me over to her friend and introduced me as "my good friend Mike" (WTF?!).
Throughout the night she was eye-fuckin' me like it was her job. This girl is not sane.

If there was ever an appropriate time for the application of the Don Draper threatening finger-bang, this would be it.
post #664 of 868
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Gibonius View Post

If there was ever an appropriate time for the application of the Don Draper threatening finger-bang, this would be it.

icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gificon_gu_b_slayer[1].gificon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif I had forgotten about that! Would have been awesome.
post #665 of 868
I get so excited when I see this thread pop up again!
post #666 of 868
That was an edina level story. The boring lame kind, not full of fail. Ok, a little fail.
post #667 of 868
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That was an edina level story. The boring lame kind, not full of fail.

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None of my stories are boring or lame. And I never fail.
post #668 of 868
Thread Starter 
Gentlemen, the padawan has become the Jedi Master.

I showed up with my pals at our bar around 9 pm. There was something in the air; the Conneman oozed confidence and sexual energy, a real cock of the walk. One woman with whom I'd like to have relations had been texting me all day and we met up at the bar. I played it cool, flirted a bit, mingled with the crowd. And then, You Know Who comes in with two of our old mutual friends. She immediately came over and started flirting. At this point it was back and forth between these two broads. You Know Who's jealousy was palpable. Started putting her arm around my waist, rubbing my arm, etc. At one point she decided to leave and I coolly said, "Alright, have a fun night." 30 seconds later, the text appeared: "Want to come over?"

I railed her like there was no tomorrow. She told me this morning that my neurotic, uptight personality vanishes in the bed. bigstar[1].gif

I am such a pimp.
post #669 of 868
woah wait... did you bang the crazy bitch? and slept over?


lol..holy shit. Posted my 4000th post in this threak.

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post #670 of 868
Thread Starter 
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woah wait... did you bang the crazy bitch? and slept over?
lol..holy shit. Posted my 4000th post in this threak.
ffffuuuu.gif

Yes to both. And banged her this morning.
post #671 of 868
I give you 24 hours before you fall in love with her again. Starting...... now.
post #672 of 868
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did you even go back to her?

Hasn't she proven to be terrible enough?

You really seem to like trouble.
post #673 of 868
Why didn't you boan the new girl? Why go back to nutjob????
post #674 of 868
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Originally Posted by gort View Post

Why didn't you boan the new girl? Why go back to nutjob????

correct, that would have shown the stronger pimp hand
post #675 of 868
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post

Gentlemen, the padawan has become the Jedi Master.
I showed up with my pals at our bar around 9 pm. There was something in the air; the Conneman oozed confidence and sexual energy, a real cock of the walk. One woman with whom I'd like to have relations had been texting me all day and we met up at the bar. I played it cool, flirted a bit, mingled with the crowd. And then, You Know Who comes in with two of our old mutual friends. She immediately came over and started flirting. At this point it was back and forth between these two broads. You Know Who's jealousy was palpable. Started putting her arm around my waist, rubbing my arm, etc. At one point she decided to leave and I coolly said, "Alright, have a fun night." 30 seconds later, the text appeared: "Want to come over?"
I railed her like there was no tomorrow. She told me this morning that my neurotic, uptight personality vanishes in the bed. bigstar[1].gif
I am such a pimp.

You're not a smart man, are you Mike?
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