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post #331 of 868
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post

If I were gay none of this would be of concern! frown.gif

what do you mean if you were gay?
post #332 of 868
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Originally Posted by Dakota rube View Post

At least she didn't ask for a doggy bag at the restaurant.

Nothing wrong with asking for restaurant doggy bags.
post #333 of 868
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Originally Posted by MikeDT View Post

Nothing wrong with asking for restaurant doggy bags.

Lurk more dumbass.
post #334 of 868
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Originally Posted by edinatlanta View Post

Lurk more dumbass.

Sorry I pissed in your cheerios this morning. I'll try to make it to the toilet bowl next time.
post #335 of 868
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post

Holy shit now I am terrified that she is planning entrapment. Last night she was telling me about a baby shower she attended on the weekend. "Ours is coming up soon, only 9 months!" I told her not to joke about shit like that, I turned white as a sheet.
What have I gotten myself into ffffuuuu.giffoo.gif

I would have a heart attack. God damn that's scary!
post #336 of 868
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Originally Posted by MikeDT View Post

Nothing wrong with asking for restaurant doggy bags.
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Originally Posted by edinatlanta View Post

Lurk more dumbass.
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Originally Posted by Samovar McGee View Post

Sorry I pissed in your cheerios this morning. I'll try to make it to the toilet bowl next time.

Sock check please.

MikeDT was never any good anyway.
post #337 of 868
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Originally Posted by edinatlanta View Post

Sock check please.
MikeDT was never any good anyway.

HAHA. Wow, at least TRY to be subtle Mike.
post #338 of 868
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Originally Posted by FLMountainMan View Post

HAHA. Wow, at least TRY to be subtle Mike.

Not a sock account. There's just no reason to talk to other people that way.
post #339 of 868
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Originally Posted by Samovar McGee View Post

Not a sock account. There's just no reason to talk to other people that way.

hey dickwad, he isn't so big of a bitch that he needs your pansy-ass to white knight him so fuck off, sock.
post #340 of 868
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Originally Posted by edinatlanta View Post

hey dickwad, he isn't so big of a bitch that he needs your pansy-ass to white knight him so fuck off, sock.

Thanks, your input is appreciated.
post #341 of 868
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post

At least it ain't mine! But oddly she has been making jokes about pregnancy lately. Kind of freaking me out.

Anyways, I am an emotional basket case today.

Last night, we went out for dinner and then to one of our favorite bars. Had a blast. Saw lots of mutual friends, knocked back a few martinis and shots. Felt great. Afterwards we made the move to our apartment and things went downhill fast. Out of nowhere (literally out of nowhere, the topic of conversation wasn't at all related to what she sprung on me) she said, "Do you think this is going to work out?" I should've seen this coming. As readers of this threak know, this has happened before. The comments then devolved into garbage like, "Well I want to know there's at least a chance for marriage or kids down the line." I told her she was being ridiculous; let's enjoy what we have and for fuck's sake, let's not talk about marriage and children. Then she said that I knew all of this going into the relationship, blah blah. I was getting very angry so she said we'd just talk about it tomorrow. I pseudo-hatefucked her and we went to bed. This morning, not so much as a word about it. And still nothing.

Go ahead, start the "Conne, I told ya so!" stuff. Looks like I've been played again. Are all 30 year old women this crazy?

Yes dude all 30+ women are this crazy. Frankly though if I was 30 years old and single and dating you I'd be afraid of dying alone too.
post #342 of 868
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Originally Posted by Lionheart Biker View Post

Make sure to check the condoms for holes.  If you see her with a fucking needle, run and go get new ones, otherwise, you´re doomed. 


"Are you sure I'm the one?"
"Oh yeah... I'm sure. *whispering while putting needles through condom* I'm gonna make you the one."
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Originally Posted by Eason View Post

"Are you sure I'm the one?"
"Oh yeah... I'm sure. *whispering while putting needles through condom* I'm gonna make you the one."

ffffuuuu.gif
post #344 of 868
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Originally Posted by Samovar McGee View Post

Thanks, your input is appreciated.

Yours isn't. Fuck off and die, shitbird.
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Originally Posted by Eason View Post

Yes dude all 30+ women are this crazy. Frankly though if I was dating you I'd be afraid of dying alone too.

FYP.
post #345 of 868
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Originally Posted by edinatlanta View Post

what do you mean if you were gay?

He means gayer.
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