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How to give a Maid of Honor speech as a man?

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She likes Camel menthol cigarettes. Number nines, or what have you.
 

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Last time I smoked cloves was my 17th birthday. Got very high and very drunk and asked the first black guy I saw in Times Square if he could get us some weed, which ended up working. I haven't smoked them since. I enjoy cooking with cloves, though.
 

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wtf happened to my thread?
 

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talk about how you two know everything about each other, look at the groom, smile and say it again, "everything."
 
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What is the big deal here? Talk about a fun time or funny story that people can chuckle about, then say something more serious about how happy you are for the two of them and some of the brides thoughts about the groom during their dating process or first meeting. Just because you are giving a speech doesn't mean you have to take the MOH's role and cry or anything.
 

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Just talk about why she is so great and congratulate the couple. It's really not so hard to give these little speeches.
 

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Remember the speech has to talk about the couple as well, not just yours and hers relationship. Especially considering the gender reversal situation.
 

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The last time we hung out this the summer we ate cheese and figs and wine. Then we drove around in a Porsche and got cigarettes. Then we played Sorry! She goes to school in Scotland, and now I miss her so...


I don't think you realize how you really are just becoming a total cliche. Also, you certainly make it hard for anyone to change their opinions about you.

we're now one step closer to the 400 posts of a typical foo thread.

What will you wear?
 

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