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post #16 of 24
Better than overwrought are the ridiculously over the top stuff that British food critics put out...

And god help their editors... http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/jul/23/mediamonkey
post #17 of 24
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I like a good glass of wine about as much as I like dark chocolate, sushi and coffee. If you know me, you understand the brevity of that statement. I’m what you call a cheap wine connoisseur. Oh, don’t get me wrong, if I had to choose, I would marry up in the wine food chain. But seeing how things are, with most of my money going to diapers, wipes, expensive senior dog food, you name it –I’m sticking with Walmart wine. About a year ago, my husband and I decided for kicks, to try Oak Leaf Wine at Walmart. It was $2.97. We laughed, but figured that being out ~$3 was nothing to sweat over. To top off our wine shopping spree, our checkout experience deemed fateful. The darling cashier informed us that our cheap wine had actually won some awards. She went on explaining that in a blind taste test, most people preferred this wine over more expensive ones. We were happy with ourselves for our little find as we clutched our brown paper bag and headed home. “Wow, this is actually good!” exclaimed hubby. I agreed. We were on to something. We devoted ourselves to Oak Leaf – for better or for worse.

Flash forward a year.
I have a confession to make: We cheated on Oak Leaf. That’s right –we’ve found another. It lured us by it’s attractive label, and fancy appearance. It taunted us with the same low price of… (drum beat) $2.97! Don’t fault or judge us, we simply had to give in to the temptation. It sat right next to our precious Oak Leaf, as if to say “pick me, pick me, I’m prettier, I taste better! It was right. It’s name –Lucky Duck, from Southeastern Australia. We tried the Shiraz. The label boasts, ”Lucky You!” Not only did this wine look expensive, it was smooth going down. We look forward to more cheap wine excursions to Walmart soon to try the whole darn line as soon as we can –Lucky US for finding this new, affordable, great tasting wine.
post #18 of 24
thanks to grubstreet for highligting these in Sifton's 4-star review of Per Se:
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just how good is Per Se? It's way good — so good that the restaurant and its food transcend mere adjectives. In fact, here is a list of all the things Sam Sifton uses as points of comparison for Per Se, its service, or its food.


Regarding its stature among the restaurants in the Time Warner Center: "A jewel amid the zirconia."

The restaurant, in its early days, was "a marvel of pretension and clock-gobbling silliness."

The oysters and pearls dish is "a poem about creaminess."

... And the pairing of that dish poem with a glass of sémillon wine, is "a fine argument for the metaphor of transubstantiation."

A celery-branch garnish is like Nigel Tufnel's amp, "taken to 11 on the flavor scale."

The price of a meal is "about the same as the median weekly household income in New York State."

"A simple garden salad is the functional equivalent of an aria ... particularly as sung at Per Se, with compressed figs and young red beets."

"The restaurant’s truffle-stuffed fat-chicken thigh ... might be a tenor’s great turn."

Linens are "ironed to the texture of freshly sanded pine."

The makeup of the dining room is "exactly analogous to towering sets and a thundering orchestra, to the kind of stagecraft that can lead to tears and applause."

The restaurant's version of clam chowder is "a pure distillation of autumn east of the Bourne Bridge, a Hopper painting made edible, seafood squared."

The dishes progress "as if to create a montage sequence or a kaleidoscopic dream."

The petits fours and macarons at the end of a meal are "a castle."

The restaurant is also a Greek god. It resides "up on restaurant Olympus" with the other Times four-star places, which are "Heras and Poseidons with dominions of their own."

I didn't mind Sifton like others did. But it's clearly time to move on...
post #19 of 24
I was about to come here and post that review after seeing it in the Per Se vs. EMP thread. My favorite part was probably when he described the butter poached lobster as a "Keller Klassic." I refuse to believe he takes himself seriously.
post #20 of 24
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Originally Posted by gomestar View Post

The restaurant's version of clam chowder is "a pure distillation of autumn east of the Bourne Bridge, a Hopper painting made edible, seafood squared."

This killed me.
post #21 of 24
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Originally Posted by mgm9128 View Post

Ate dinner at Daniel last night.

Canapes were a trio of beets. One with tuna, a puree, and another with something I can't remember. I have had beets as a part of the canapes twice here before, and remember being shocked how flavorful each bite was. Seasoned delicately, yet precisely, allowing the flavor of beets to linger. Additionally, a chilled crab salad with green apple, which, like the beets, had a sensational taste. Both were very refreshing; a nice way to start a meal.

I drank a 1998 Dr. Bürklin-Wolf Riesling from Pfalz with my dinner.

First course was smoked sturgeon with caviar, purple potato, horseradish cream, and majii salad. Sturgeon prepared three ways: smoked, cured, and seared. The classic combination of smoked sturgeon with potato and caviar was really wonderful, and, for me, the standout of the three.

Then, out came what the menu called a "celebration" of white asparagus from Provence. A celebration, indeed, though, it was more like a religious experience. To the right, a chilled, velvety white soup with chive blossoms and prosciutto. This was so delicately seasoned and balanced, each spoonful better than the last. In the center were three, fat, spears of steamed white asparagus, the tips a faint purple. A rectangular bread tuille placed on top, herbs, almond oil, and sitting to the left a mustard dressing which I would describe as one of the greatest things I've tasted. It was almost like a broken hollandaise, with a stream of egg yolk in the center. The asparagus were sweet and succulent, with an earthiness that eludes any white asparagus I've tasted before. This was, without a question, the standout of the entire meal, and something I will remember for a long time.

Florida frog legs with variation of asparagus (green), favas, nettle peppercorn jus. This was pretty straightforward. Crispy "lollipop", along with a fricassee, which I believe was glazed lightly in chicken jus, with a few drops of sherry vinegar. A good use of seasoning, as frog can have the tendency of being rather bland. The asparagus were, again, really excellent. Served sauteed, shaved raw, and tempura battered. I like frog, so I enjoyed this dish.

Out next came a piece of cedar-wrapped, red king salmon, which was unveiled table side and placed atop a bed of lambs-quarters a la crème. To the right, an erect morel, stuffed with, I believe, more morels; a tempura battered "ring" of morel, and a lovely golden pomme duchesse. Served with a bourbon jus, which did not taste anything like bourbon. The salmon was cooked perfectly, but I missed anything that wrapping it in cedar did for the flavor, and the jus could have used a bit more fat. The little fried morel ring was awesome, and something I will probably try at home. A good dish, even though the salmon was a bit underwhelming.

Roasted veal tenderloin with artichoke barigoule (half of a baby poivrade sitting to the side).
Oregano braised cheeks with snow peas, sweetbreads, petit pois a la Française. The quality of the veal was phenomenal. I did not get the name of the farm, but I was told it was out of Colorado. The tenderloin was cooked sous vide, the cheeks braised in red wine until meltingly tender, and the sweetbread was poached in something miraculous before being dusted and fried crisp. The petit pois were vibrant and brought the dish alive. A very well balanced plate.

Lastly was a gorgeous, lacquered fillet of Liberty Farm duck breast; rhubarb, radishes, turnips, and a szechuan pepper jus. The garnish was extremely well composed. A complete balance of acidity and sweetness, very good range of textures, and elements hidden amongst the dish that felt akin to foraging for flavors (a little gem of blanched (or pickled) ginger, wrapped in what I believe was a thin shaving of radish, reminiscent of gari, and a pleasantly sweet, rhubarb compote beneath the breast). But, more than just the garnish, the quality of the duck itself is what really carried this dish above and beyond.

Cheese and a few really beautiful stalks of mache to round things out. The Époisses was excellent.

The service was flawless, as usual. This is how fine dining should be. And while I enjoyed EMP, I can't quite fathom how it is even considered in the same league as Daniel.
post #22 of 24
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Originally Posted by mordecai View Post

(a little gem of blanched (or pickled) ginger, wrapped in what I believe was a thin shaving of radish, reminiscent of gari, and a pleasantly sweet, rhubarb compote beneath the breast)
Did they give any special instructions on how to consume the radish?
post #23 of 24
Screw you guys.
post #24 of 24
So it's not true that they've installed a saltwater bidet on one of the guerdions?
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