lol this has been a funny thread, from the "Please dress me, Internet"; to the anguishing over the strap of a watch and the presence or lack thereof of a pocket-square .
OP, from the get-go you tried too hard. If you're interested in repeating this type of experience, you're well on your way to getting what you want.
If you're not interested in being used for a free dinner and sex (not necessarily a bad trade), then you have to do things differently. Stop being Mr. Nice Guy.