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ITT Opening Scenes From Entourage: The Movie

post #1 of 7
9/14/11 at 2:47pm
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So outline what plots are set into play in the opening scenes of the very obviously upcoming movie.

Eric/Sloan: They were married, she miscarries, she leaves him for whatever reason

Vince: we never see that woman again, he's already divorced

Drama: up for an Emmy on his MFTV movie and has a lead in a big screen production, his head gets too big (as always) and hilarity ensues.

Turtle: loses all his money with those apes from New York in that restaurant

Ari/Ms. Hot Ass: he takes job, again with the marital problems

Lloyd: running Ari's old agency
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post #2 of 7
9/14/11 at 4:24pm
what should happen;

eric / sloan - she leaves him with the kid after finding out he banged the mother in law. and he loses his job at his agency. now he is jobless mr. mom. finally the guys just get sick of the fact he is a little bitch and all head back to LA without him.

vince - stays with girl and ends up moving back to hollywood with her. becomes hollywoods #1 guy. he has golden luck.

drama - his cartoon show is a great success and his movie tanks. as usuall he has his priorities backwards and his hysteria about the stupid HM HoF movie lands him ass out on the curb from the cartoon show that could have made him millions.

turtle - makes his millions into tens of millions with the restaurant. buys out those douche bag owners and makes a franchise out of it. is on his way to becoming a billionare with his sights set on buying a majority share of avion.

ari / mrs ari - he realizes she is a just a rich bitch with a smokin hot bod. leaves her to take the ceo job and lives with but does not marry dana gordon. they become a hollywood super couple in charge of WB and he becomes richer than his ex wife. he buys out babs and fires her.

lloyd - takes a bank loan and buys the agency from ari, only to be diagnosed with aids and sell it back to him for half the purch price to cover treatment.

what will happen in predictable happy go lucky hollywood movie;

eric / sloan - work things out and happily marry, split time in nyc and la for both of their jobs.

vince - stays with girl and ends up moving back to hollywood with her. becomes hollywoods #1 guy. he has golden luck.

drama - both his shows are great. he is a player in primetime tv land

turtle - continues to cruise with his retaurant, mediocre success but nothing crazy. gets his latina girl back.

ari / mrs ari - she agrees to let him have the ceo job, go back to la, are happy but have friendly squabbles

lloyd - leaves babs to be aris right hand man at WB

yaaaay everything is so happy. :barf:
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post #3 of 7
9/14/11 at 8:21pm
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what should happen;

eric / sloan - she leaves him with the kid after finding out he banged the mother in law. and he loses his job at his agency. now he is jobless mr. mom. finally the guys just get sick of the fact he is a little bitch and all head back to LA without him.

vince - stays with girl and ends up moving back to hollywood with her. becomes hollywoods #1 guy. he has golden luck.

drama - his cartoon show is a great success and his movie tanks. as usuall he has his priorities backwards and his hysteria about the stupid HM HoF movie lands him ass out on the curb from the cartoon show that could have made him millions.

turtle - makes his millions into tens of millions with the restaurant. buys out those douche bag owners and makes a franchise out of it. is on his way to becoming a billionare with his sights set on buying a majority share of avion.

ari / mrs ari - he realizes she is a just a rich bitch with a smokin hot bod. leaves her to take the ceo job and lives with but does not marry dana gordon. they become a hollywood super couple in charge of WB and he becomes richer than his ex wife. he buys out babs and fires her.

lloyd - takes a bank loan and buys the agency from ari, only to be diagnosed with aids and sell it back to him for half the purch price to cover treatment.

Wayyyyy too much shit for a 2 hour movie.
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post #4 of 7
9/14/11 at 8:33pm
A large meteorite crashes into LA killing the entire cast of this garbage show and everyone connected to it. The nation rejoices. The economy turns around. A high school student in Iowa discovers an alternate fuel source that does not rely on fossil fuels and is cheap to produce. Humanity ushers in a new golden age and we all become immortal after having our minds implanted into sexy robot bodies.
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post #5 of 7
9/14/11 at 8:38pm
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A large meteorite crashes into LA killing the entire cast of this garbage show and everyone connected to it. The nation rejoices. The economy turns around. A high school student in Iowa discovers an alternate fuel source that does not rely on fossil fuels and is cheap to produce. Humanity ushers in a new golden age and we all become immortal after having our minds implanted into sexy robot bodies.

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post #6 of 7
9/16/11 at 9:03am
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lloyd - takes a bank loan and buys the agency from ari, only to be diagnosed with aids and sell it back to him for half the purch price to cover treatment.

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post #7 of 7
9/17/11 at 2:59pm
What the movie will definitely feature

Eric whining like a pussy
Johnny Drama whining like a pussy
Turtle whining like a pussy
Vince acting clueless
Ari yelling.

That's about the depth of any given episode over the last three seasons. No reason to think they'd actually hire a writer for the movie either.
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