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Originally Posted by
LawrenceMD 
I have nothing against your religion.. but ... when you trick me into going to a weird pseudo seminar celebration thing and I have to sit through it and don't know what to do when they start singing/clapping/speaking in tongues.... its the most awkward thing evar...
Find yourself a few friends who are Episcopalian and they won't do this to you. On the other hand they will invite you to same damn good cocktail parties.
The biggest knock-down-drag-out I ever 'witnessed' occurred at All Saint's Episcopal Church in Beverly Hills ... back in 1993. The point in question was whether to use a $35 bottle of cabernet sauvignon or a $28 bottle of pinot noir as the communion wine at an upcoming celebrity wedding. I kept thinking to myself ... "Dammit, we don't get enough to do the taste test ... lets get on to talking about something important ... for example: the reception alcohol!"