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post #31 of 33
Breakfast = A cup of coffee, a bong hit, and a cigarette to provide me with that badly needed morning, pick-me-up.

Brunch = A cup of coffee and one line of pure Columbian cocaine to help start the day on the right foot.

Lunch = A cup of coffee plus amphetamine sulfate in pil form to help speed up the day and help me get through a rough afternoon.

Snack Break = A cup of coffee and a hit of acid to prepare me for my personal therapy session with Jesus, Satan, Buda, and the prophet Mohammed.

Dinner = A cup of coffee and a line of angel dust to help exterminate the gigantic, deadly tarantulas that are attempting to devour my brain.

Midnight Snack = A glass of Dewars Scotch Whisky, a shot of heroin, and a barbiturate capsule to help put me into a comatose state so I can sleep like a baby before my heart explodes.


.....then I wake up and start the whole routine over again the next morning.
post #32 of 33
Usually oatmeal + protein shake. Some days, bagel with peanut butter and a protein shake.
post #33 of 33

I usually eat 6 eggs, a fist sized amount of bacon, two chunks of butter, and a bowl of white rice.

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