you know when you're an SF'er when - Page 7

I bet he would enjoy it, the cockwell inn.

Back on track... YKYASF'er When... you find yourself thinking up acronyms for your ties like PCAT and OCD. YAKYASF'er when.. upon seeing those acronyms for the first time, you have no problems deducing their meanings.

That one did throw me for a loop.

when at night you open a thread and say "fuck i missed a good fight today" in a thread that was meant to be light and funny.

...you dread having to go to any kind of mall with your spouse; and it's not because of the cliched response of having to shop with your wife. It's because there's nothing worth looking at...anywhere.

Then they start accusing you of snobbery.

+1 on the snobbery bit.

I have a feeling you read unbashedly prep as well.

As per the op though, your point of the buttoning of the bottom button is so true.

hahahaha i rarely shop with the wife anymore if im trying to actually get something for myself. /douche bag -> also a general sign of knowing you are an SF'er

I generally take an interest in womans clothing when out with my wife ,

but not from a cross dressing perspective though,

mainly watching my wife try on outfits, me trying to get some slap and tickle in the dressing rooms , it is all part of the fun of being out and about. Anyway, I like my shoes I do, and have a serious fetish about a woman in knee high boots. Im still trying to convince my wife to get a pair I saw by Prada.

Anyway, if she gets something expensive, it is cue for me to get something high end as well. That way it takes the sting out of the tail when you have to say "by the way, I just blew $2K on a long coat today". Always good to have a bargaining chip to keep a happy home

Yes I did notice that; once I started buying the higher-quality stuff (i.e. BB, C&J, AS) that after I became accustomed to how they looked that other clothing stores (Walmart?) looked poorly made, cheap; dare I say it - tacky.  Then someone would say that they liked something (i.e. Ed Hardy) and I'd say "you'd wear that?" and look away and they'd accuse me of being snobby! Me; who used to to wear t-shirts, blue jeans and Army boots in my teens.

 

So ... you're still a virgin?

your girlfriend gets you a shell cordovan gimp suit for your birthday.

you get a statement from your broker and you mistake all of the mutual fund ticker symbols for G&G lasts.

You slowly siphon cash out of your checking account so you can make large shoe purchases that will remain undetected by your wife.