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post #106 of 206

9/8/11 at 6:26am

Floater156

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Quote:

Originally Posted by burningbright

...you dread having to go to any kind of mall with your spouse; and it's not because of the cliched response of having to shop with your wife. It's because there's nothing worth looking at...anywhere.

Then they start accusing you of snobbery.

+1,000

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post #107 of 206

9/8/11 at 6:35am

DerekS
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Originally Posted by Floater156

You slowly siphon cash out of your checking account so you can make large shoe purchases that will remain undetected by your wife.

this. DerekS is doing it now.

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post #108 of 206

9/8/11 at 6:44am

HughJ

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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH

your girlfriend gets you a shell cordovan gimp suit for your birthday.

Where can I cop?

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post #109 of 206

9/8/11 at 6:45am

patrickBOOTH

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Where can I cop?

Bespoke, son.

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post #110 of 206

9/8/11 at 7:22am

Zeppelin

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...you wear more bracelets than your GF (you just call it differently)

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post #111 of 206

9/8/11 at 7:33am

DerekS
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Originally Posted by Zeppelin

...you wear more bracelets than your GF (you just call it differently)

MAN BEADS. not bracelets. sheesh. lol8[1].gif

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post #112 of 206

9/8/11 at 8:06am

mr.orange

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Quote:

Originally Posted by burningbright

...you dread having to go to any kind of mall with your spouse; and it's not because of the cliched response of having to shop with your wife. It's because there's nothing worth looking at...anywhere.

Then they start accusing you of snobbery. icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif

wow best one so far LOL.

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post #113 of 206

9/8/11 at 8:55am

Klobber

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Quote:

Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH

your girlfriend gets you a shell cordovan gimp suit for your birthday.

Do you keep one of those dudes in your cellar, bringing him out for those special occasions?

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post #114 of 206

9/8/11 at 9:09am

kellgy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by burningbright

...you dread having to go to any kind of mall with your spouse; and it's not because of the cliched response of having to shop with your wife. It's because there's nothing worth looking at...anywhere.

Then they start accusing you of snobbery. icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif

. . . then you go to the not-so-local Goodwill, find a nice T&A, and new Canali linen shirt and KNOW you are shopping in the right place. You think Snobbery? They just don't understand me. Especially after I just gave a friendly smile to the transsexual shopping in the women's section.