...you dread having to go to any kind of mall with your spouse; and it's not because of the cliched response of having to shop with your wife. It's because there's nothing worth looking at...anywhere.
Then they start accusing you of snobbery.
. . . then you go to the not-so-local Goodwill, find a nice T&A, and new Canali linen shirt and KNOW you are shopping in the right place. You think Snobbery? They just don't understand me. Especially after I just gave a friendly smile to the transsexual shopping in the women's section.