- you have a favorite tie knot
- never mind that guy's saved millions of lives, he's buttoned the bottom button of his suit and is therefore dead to me.
- you can spot the jackass with the windsor knot from a mile away.
- you own several pocket squares.
- getting a bespoke suit made for you is on your top list of priorities in life.
- You know Victor probably works for a designer but deep down inside you'd like to think that he's an elite Russian oil billionaire mobster who gets all his suits custom made in Moscow.
Okay, maybe the last one was only me.