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Battle of the Bulge

BrooklynGold

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Hey guys. Been battling this uncomfort for quite some time—especially with denim.

The jeans I wear are not skinny jeans but more-so slim/straight. They fit me well, with the exception of the crotch.

Yes, I was blessed with some goods down there, but it's extremely uncomfortable to wear jeans at any event or gathering. It's not that there isn't enough room, it's that the denim/front crotch bunches together to create a poof.

Is there anything to prevent this? Any underwear you can wear? Any reinforcement you can add to your pants to keep them flat in the front? I love these jeans but this bulge is getting to be very uncomfortable—especially in warmer weather where I'm wearing just a t-shirt on top.

Thanks.
 
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Thrifter

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I just rock it, but I suppose you could try Under Armor compression shorts.
 

idfnl

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Pics ? :embar:
 

Nicola

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Maybe you could ask a cross dresser with help on looking less manly?
 

yachtie

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....and on the 8th day, God created PLEATS.
:laugh:
 

southbound35

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Hey guys. Been battling this uncomfort for quite some time—especially with denim.

The jeans I wear are not skinny jeans but more-so slim/straight. They fit me well, with the exception of the crotch.

Yes, I was blessed with some goods down there, but it's extremely uncomfortable to wear jeans at any event or gathering. It's not that there isn't enough room, it's that the denim/front crotch bunches together to create a poof.

Is there anything to prevent this? Any underwear you can wear? Any reinforcement you can add to your pants to keep them flat in the front? I love these jeans but this bulge is getting to be very uncomfortable—especially in warmer weather where I'm wearing just a t-shirt on top.

Thanks.
I often have the same issue when trying on jeans. I just try on different brands and styles until I find ones that don't do the bunch/bulge thing.
I just rock it, but I suppose you could try Under Armor compression shorts.
Not a bad idea. May have to give that a try. I've passed on many pairs of jeans that fit really well except for the crotch area.
 
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Texastyle

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Embrace the bulge. Think of it as free advertising for the ladies.
 

Costanza

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Gentlemen. First post. Five minutes after joining. New member claims to have a massive member...and nine members bite (not counting idfnl) :embar:
 

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Imhoff

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In the summer of 2011, the member BrooklynGold stands ready to invade tight fitting jeans at the coming of a new post in the Forum. To assist this occurrence, SF members order an all out offensive to re-take ones' manhood and capture the ladies attention(maybe guys?). "The Battle of the Bulge" shows this conflict from the perspective of a new SF member trolling as well as from a Senior Member (Charles Alexander).
 

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