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post #1 of 22
9/2/11 at 5:54am
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Hey guys. Been battling this uncomfort for quite some time—especially with denim.

 

The jeans I wear are not skinny jeans but more-so slim/straight. They fit me well, with the exception of the crotch.

 

Yes, I was blessed with some goods down there, but it's extremely uncomfortable to wear jeans at any event or gathering. It's not that there isn't enough room, it's that the denim/front crotch bunches together to create a poof.

 

Is there anything to prevent this? Any underwear you can wear? Any reinforcement you can add to your pants to keep them flat in the front? I love these jeans but this bulge is getting to be very uncomfortable—especially in warmer weather where I'm wearing just a t-shirt on top.

 

Thanks.

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post #2 of 22
9/2/11 at 7:04am
I just rock it, but I suppose you could try Under Armor compression shorts.
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post #3 of 22
9/2/11 at 8:36am
Pics ? shog[1].gif
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post #4 of 22
9/2/11 at 8:38am
Maybe you could ask a cross dresser with help on looking less manly?
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post #5 of 22
9/2/11 at 8:42am
....and on the 8th day, God created PLEATS.
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post #6 of 22
9/2/11 at 8:42am
5 miuntes of my life I will never get back.
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post #7 of 22
9/2/11 at 8:43am
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Pics ? shog[1].gif

Kink. laugh.gif
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post #8 of 22
9/2/11 at 12:17pm
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Originally Posted by BrooklynGold View Post

Hey guys. Been battling this uncomfort for quite some time—especially with denim.

 

The jeans I wear are not skinny jeans but more-so slim/straight. They fit me well, with the exception of the crotch.

 

Yes, I was blessed with some goods down there, but it's extremely uncomfortable to wear jeans at any event or gathering. It's not that there isn't enough room, it's that the denim/front crotch bunches together to create a poof.

 

Is there anything to prevent this? Any underwear you can wear? Any reinforcement you can add to your pants to keep them flat in the front? I love these jeans but this bulge is getting to be very uncomfortable—especially in warmer weather where I'm wearing just a t-shirt on top.

 

Thanks.


I often have the same issue when trying on jeans. I just try on different brands and styles until I find ones that don't do the bunch/bulge thing.

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Originally Posted by Thrifter View Post

I just rock it, but I suppose you could try Under Armor compression shorts.

Not a bad idea. May have to give that a try. I've passed on many pairs of jeans that fit really well except for the crotch area.
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post #9 of 22
9/2/11 at 1:36pm
Embrace the bulge. Think of it as free advertising for the ladies.
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post #10 of 22
9/2/11 at 4:01pm
Gentlemen. First post. Five minutes after joining. New member claims to have a massive member...and nine members bite (not counting idfnl) shog[1].gif
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post #11 of 22
9/2/11 at 4:53pm
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New member claims to have a massive member...and nine members bite (not counting idfnl) shog[1].gif
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It's not that there isn't enough room, it's that the denim/front crotch bunches together to create a poof.
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post #12 of 22
9/2/11 at 4:56pm
You might use this for underwear: link .
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post #13 of 22
9/2/11 at 4:59pm
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5 miuntes of my life I will never get back.

took you 5 minutes to read that?
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post #14 of 22
9/4/11 at 1:32pm
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Originally Posted by CharlesAlexander View Post

5 miuntes of my life I will never get back.

took you 5 minutes to read that?

Well I was in the middle of watching porn at the time.
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post #15 of 22
9/4/11 at 1:45pm
In the summer of 2011, the member BrooklynGold stands ready to invade tight fitting jeans at the coming of a new post in the Forum. To assist this occurrence, SF members order an all out offensive to re-take ones' manhood and capture the ladies attention(maybe guys?). "The Battle of the Bulge" shows this conflict from the perspective of a new SF member trolling as well as from a Senior Member (Charles Alexander).
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