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post #16 of 70
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Originally Posted by Richard Pryor View Post

Here's the deal: all of my friends are either married or engaged. I'm just 31.

There's this girl who's 30 and is a really nice prospect. Thing is, I really hate going out alone, so I'm thinking that meeting her at lunch at some random restaurant would be a nice way to get her phone number (the only way probably).

I'm a lawyer, and dress up during the week, and going to lunch with my boss would be a good way to impress her... I think.

So, how much would you spend on a private detective so he tells you where she went for lunch on a specific day, so you would get there 30 minutes later?

This may sound desperate, but seriously... I've been fking strangers for a while, and it would be nice to fk this girl and maybe get in a serious relationship with her. She's hot, rich, good genes, and from previous experience I think I have a shot. Hgh maintenance though.

I think it would be a 2 hour job for a private detective. I know where she works, and would give him a picture of her.

Psycho?

Wouldn't it bother you ever after? - supposing u 2 did have a genuine relationship. That's a pretty big secret to keep.
post #17 of 70
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Originally Posted by Pliny View Post


Wouldn't you feel like a loser? - That's a pretty big secret to keep.

FTFY
post #18 of 70

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post #19 of 70
Is this what we have come to?
post #20 of 70
.....

Just be a man, ask her out, in person, face to face. You know where she works, go there, say hi, ask her out.
post #21 of 70
Tbf you only start to sound creepy from the 4th paragraph. That's three whole paragraphs of appearing normal biggrin.gif
post #22 of 70
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Originally Posted by SpooPoker View Post

Is this what we have come to?

Spoo, if you want me to purchase one of your TB suits that I've got my eye on, then you'll offer RP a ringing endorsement of my stalking capabilities. marchal.gif

Suit's not gonna buy itself, ya know.
post #23 of 70
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Originally Posted by SpooPoker View Post

Is this what we have come to?

Come to? Shit, this is just out of the starting gate. Its only going to keep going from here.
post #24 of 70
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Originally Posted by Richard Pryor View Post


Psycho?

Yes.
post #25 of 70
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Unbreakable View Post

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Just be a man, ask her out, in person, face to face. You know where she works, go there, say hi, ask her out.


She works at an office building, not at McDonalds where I could go say hi and ask her out.

Going to her office and asking her out would really be psycho.
post #26 of 70
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Originally Posted by burningbright View Post


Spoo, if you want me to purchase one of your TB suits that I've got my eye on, then you'll offer RP a ringing endorsement of my stalking capabilities. marchal.gif

Suit's not gonna buy itself, ya know.

In that case, Richard, you definitely need to employ burningbrights services, thats the only way to get laid with this once in a lifetime chick. peepwall[1].gif
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post #28 of 70
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Originally Posted by Richard Pryor View Post


She works at an office building, not at McDonalds where I could go say hi and ask her out.

Going to her office and asking her out would really be psycho.

Huh? eh.gif
post #29 of 70
500
post #30 of 70
I've done a lot of creepster shit in my day but this... What is this?

I don't even...
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