Girl of my dreams: private detective

Here's the deal: all of my friends are either married or engaged. I'm just 31.

There's this girl who's 30 and is a really nice prospect. Thing is, I really hate going out alone, so I'm thinking that meeting her at lunch at some random restaurant would be a nice way to get her phone number (the only way probably).

I'm a lawyer, and dress up during the week, and going to lunch with my boss would be a good way to impress her... I think.

So, how much would you spend on a private detective so he tells you where she went for lunch on a specific day, so you would get there 30 minutes later?

This may sound desperate, but seriously... I've been fking strangers for a while, and it would be nice to fk this girl and maybe get in a serious relationship with her. She's hot, rich, good genes, and from previous experience I think I have a shot. Hgh maintenance though.

I think it would be a 2 hour job for a private detective. I know where she works, and would give him a picture of her.

Psycho?

Richard, you have caught me in a rare moment. But I did nearly this exact same thing two years ago. And it resulted in genital touching.

$675.

/end thread.

Feel free to PM me for details.

Are you serious? =/

Jesus.

GQgeek said:

Are you serious? =/

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Stop judging.

this is so unnecessary. why don't you follow her and creep up to her when she's out jogging or something, with you wearing just a trenchcoat? isn't that what your kind usually does?

but he wouldnt be able to get his boss to come unless he came creeping too.

wait, is this DT?

serious? how do you know her to begin with? that should guide you on how to see her again...

Just get her work number and give her a call.... with lots of heavy breathing.

rofl. thanks for the laughs op

Man I love this forum. OP, send me a PM and I'll follow her for $600.

RP's love posts are always so absurd, this has to be another troll thread.

Def go with ur boss....so he/she knows that you are loco!