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Girl of my dreams: private detective

post #1 of 70
Thread Starter 
Here's the deal: all of my friends are either married or engaged. I'm just 31.

There's this girl who's 30 and is a really nice prospect. Thing is, I really hate going out alone, so I'm thinking that meeting her at lunch at some random restaurant would be a nice way to get her phone number (the only way probably).

I'm a lawyer, and dress up during the week, and going to lunch with my boss would be a good way to impress her... I think.

So, how much would you spend on a private detective so he tells you where she went for lunch on a specific day, so you would get there 30 minutes later?

This may sound desperate, but seriously... I've been fking strangers for a while, and it would be nice to fk this girl and maybe get in a serious relationship with her. She's hot, rich, good genes, and from previous experience I think I have a shot. Hgh maintenance though.

I think it would be a 2 hour job for a private detective. I know where she works, and would give him a picture of her.

Psycho?
post #2 of 70
Richard, you have caught me in a rare moment. But I did nearly this exact same thing two years ago. And it resulted in genital touching.

$675.

/end thread.

Feel free to PM me for details.
post #3 of 70
Are you serious? =/
post #4 of 70
Jesus.
post #5 of 70
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by GQgeek View Post

Are you serious? =/

100%
post #6 of 70
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post #7 of 70
Stop judging.
post #8 of 70
this is so unnecessary. why don't you follow her and creep up to her when she's out jogging or something, with you wearing just a trenchcoat? isn't that what your kind usually does?
post #9 of 70
but he wouldnt be able to get his boss to come unless he came creeping too.
post #10 of 70
wait, is this DT?

serious? how do you know her to begin with? that should guide you on how to see her again...
post #11 of 70
Just get her work number and give her a call.... with lots of heavy breathing.
post #12 of 70
rofl. thanks for the laughs op
post #13 of 70
Man I love this forum. OP, send me a PM and I'll follow her for $600.
post #14 of 70
RP's love posts are always so absurd, this has to be another troll thread.
post #15 of 70
Def go with ur boss....so he/she knows that you are loco!
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