Hilarious. There exist these pouch-like cloth bags that have a pocket, if you will, and a cloth flat that extends from in between the mattress and boxspring, and the pocket hangs down on the outside of the boxspring. Might work. ~ Huntsman
I have the same problem.. I have to go from one side of the bed to another just to retrieve the warming gel and etc.. A mood breaker.. At times I just plan ahead and put the stuff under the opposite pillow..
If I ever happen to find a good spot, our maid usually finds it when she does a thorough cleaning when we're out of town.. You can't hide anything from her, she's good..
One day I game back from a trip down south and I found all my crotchless underwear and man-thongs folded neatly in a pile.. They were HIDDEN,, I thought..