I'm Charlie... I'm here as a trade Journalist, a profession which downright expects you to dress in terrible business-casual, hoping to buck the trend. On a budget.
Making it my personal mission to restore the old ways of well-tailored British gentlemen that my countrymen have been frantically trying to shake off with their shell suits and dressing-like-an-F1-car mega-branded horribleness.
Also actually not a bastard.