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I had to smack a fool on the boat.

Pastafarian

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so I'm chilling on the boat cruise minding my own business. first let me tell you what I'm wearing. i'm styling in my navy RL polo with a&f cargo shorts and rocking NDC made by hand moccassins with no sox. SONNY CROCKETT! anyway..... so this melee breaks out and i start filming it. as i'm following the melee this idiyat comes barking at me to stop filming. he steps up to me trying to act all hard and telling me to stop filming. I was cool as a cucumber the entire time and this idiyat has to run up and reach out his hand to grab my phone and i deck him with a pull counter and foolio bites the dust and does the shuffle of shame back to his possies. I stared him down as he stole glances my way in his daze and i put the stamp on the fool with "YA GET THE **** AWAY FROM ME *****!" OWN3d!
 
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lol nice. this is why I don't do those cruises. bunch of drunk losers who inevitably end up fighting at the end. plus I guarantee 60% of them were rolling.
 

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Didnt know guidos were in Toronto. Anyway, after you decked the guy, did you mack on the hottie in the white pants?
 

Harold falcon

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Cargo shorts? C'mon man...
 

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no i didn't mack on that guidette. i have too much class for that. my girl witnessed my alpha behavior and worked ******* like she owed me money that night.
 
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What was the slogan on the African Canadian gentleman's shirt?
 

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[is guido the same thing as "juice head"?

no i didn't mack on that guidette. i have too much class for that. my girl witnessed my alpha behavior and worked ******* like she owed me money that night.


LOL way to go!

EDIT: girl in the white pants has some nice legs on her. not to mention dat ass
 
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What kind of cruise was that?

Was it organized by Snoop Dog or what?

It doesn't sound like The love boat kind of cruise.
 

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that's the Toronto Harbour *****.


none of you nursing fannies can survive out here. we keep it real homie.
 

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that's the Toronto Harbour *****.


none of you nursing fannies can survive out here. we keep it real homie.


Fair enough...

Keep it real and I keep myself away from that circus..:D
 

imatlas

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I don't understand this ****.
 

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