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Originally Posted by
pocketsquareguy 
By the way, the seat you don't want to have on a plane is in the row behind the Emergency exit. I was in an emergency landing (landing gear didn't seem to be coming down). They pulled the person next to the exit door out and put in a flight attendant. As we went through the belly landing instructions she said "as soon as we stop moving, the door will open inward and we push it over our heads (gesturing behind us) and then you get out as fast as you can". (fortunately the landing gear did come down)
So no women and children first, no helping people, just toss the door over your head and get the hell out of the plane....
Women and children first or trying to help people would be a bad idea and get more people killed in a real emergency. Trying to prioritize is just going to create logistical issues moving people who may or may not have heard or understood the instructions around, and it will take much longer for everyone to get off. Traffic jams are bad, herd mindset is good.
Incidentally, it works the same way getting on. Row boarding, zone boarding and whatever else are all slower than just telling everyone to board and letting the random distribution take its course. But while airlines know that, they do the zones because it's the fastest while making people think that there's an order and a process, which means customers think airlines are working harder to make sure the process goes smoothly. It's PR to make passengers happier with the service.
Edited by cptjeff - 11/9/11 at 7:10pm