I'm a scrub, just an Admin Coordinator in a fundraising department at a large university with no hope of promotion. And in one more semester, I'll be an Admin Coordinator with an MBA! Success!
To make matters worse, my idiocy knows no bounds, I'm entering my second year as a leather bag craftsman and working on growing my brand. This way, I can work 8 hours at my soul sucking mindless job, then go home and do manual labour for another 8 hours for less than minimum wage. My god, I'm brilliant.