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post #421 of 732
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Originally Posted by idfnl View Post

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Originally Posted by CouttsClient View Post


Depends on what you mean by it not being prepared correctly. I don't expect the waiter to notice a stray hair on my bread. I just don't. I also don't expect them to know the preparedness of the steak.

If the burger has condiments I didn't ask for I would expect them to have noticed that.

Ha ha... a hair... that reminds me of one "ballsy" waiter I worked with.

Worked at this corporate shithole restaurant back in '92 that had this district manager that was an epic asshole. He would yell and scream at everyone and boss people around like trash.

Eventually this guy was fired for embezzlement and snorting coke in the restaurant bathrooms. Dont know which was the trigger.

Anyway, this prick, his name was Peter, was at a table eating brunch with some slut and snapped his finger at the waiter and yelled at him "Quick, Orange Juice"

The waiter, Terry, said, ok motherfucker, this OJ is where you pay. He took at detour from the bar to the employee bathroom and proceeded to dunk his big black dong in the OJ. He left a hair in so he could prove it to us in the wait station. Fucker picked out a tight spiral black pube and took that shit to the table.

Man, it was the biggest mix of gross and satisfaction you could imagine. Couldnt have happened to a nicer guy. Terry became a legend. Peter drank dick juice.

That is absolutely pathetic. the fuck.
post #422 of 732
I usually tip 15% - 22% depending on service.
post #423 of 732
Tipping, in general, is for suckers. This is why I never eat with large groups. First you get screwed when they divide the bill evenly and everyone had something more expensive than what you had. Then you get dinged again with the automatic large party gratuity. I never tip unless it is earned with extra services. A tip is extra money so there sould be extra services rendered to earn it.
post #424 of 732
thats pretty stupid
post #425 of 732
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Originally Posted by cllamont View Post

Tipping, in general, is for suckers. This is why I never eat with large groups. First you get screwed when they divide the bill evenly and everyone had something more expensive than what you had. Then you get dinged again with the automatic large party gratuity. I never tip unless it is earned with extra services. A tip is extra money so there sould be extra services rendered to earn it.

Clever trolling...

I love it.
post #426 of 732
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Originally Posted by Dashaansafin View Post


Thank you. Another fucking voice of reason over the minimum wage tools who are begging us to subsidize them. Do you want us to subsidize your healthcare as well? How about giving you more food stamps? Do you want me to give you 50% of my income as well? I mean shit, I didnt earn it through good grades, studying my ass off in school, working my ass off at ACTUAL work, or anything. I must be entitled to this since birth and you deserve 50%.


Tipping isnt standard at all except in this nation filled of entitled fuck ups called America. The only other place that has more entitled fuck ups are some places in Europe. In Asia if you are too lazy to work you starve. There isnt some big brother handing out 1.5k checks a month for your unemployed ass.

And that was an angry tangent. Yea your job sucks. Sure maybe you didnt have any other choices but to be a waiter. But if you give shitty/mediocre service, demand a 20% tip, then go complain about it on your shitty blog then go fuck yourself. Why are you entitled to 15% or more of what I just spent? Because you poured some fucking water? You had "knowledge" about the menu? You checked up on us at a regular interval?

Honestly at a restaurant I dont care nor do I want to hear from you. I want to enjoy my company and my food, not you bothering me so I can tip you over 15%.

And anytime someone posts something like this the only thing dissenters have to say is "go fuck yourself", or "scumbag". Give me one reason why I should tip you.

Wow. What a world class MF.

Hey, eat out, tip like shit and be buried with your money you strawberry cappuccino drinking flatulent halfpenny weasel. Better yet, shove the tips in your ass. Lean it over the counter at the bank and make a deposit to the $12 an hour teller. All the low earning trash, you know, the beggars.

And dont worry cheap-o, I am actually fortunate to have the experience being a waiter taught me. Taught me how to serve.

Fuck-muches like you only serve yourselves.


you are exactly the type of person I was referring to. Way to assume I don't tip. Reading comprehension ftw. I said you don't deserve it, not that I don't give it. I tip perfectly fine.


So what's your argument that I should support your ass? We've asked this 10x already and all you have is generic insults.
post #427 of 732
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post


Ok, same situation as above, PLUS the waiter spills another table's bottle of Petrus on your bespoke suit, shirt and tie. You still don't get free meal, or dessert despite the bug, and ruined clothing. Do you still tip 20%?

What if aliens attack during the meal and the waiter kills them with his lazer-eyes? Your scenarios are shit.

You usually tip 15-25%
Service bad 10%
Service awful you complain and go from there

If people wanna split you split equally and do it fast. If you can avoid splitting you discretely pay while "going to the bathroom" and/or just get the check depending on the situation and people you're with.

Now you know everything you need to know about tipping, don't ask about if your server rapes you while dressing in a gorilla suit, there's no rule for that.
post #428 of 732
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Originally Posted by scarphe View Post


ok this where i see absurdity that keeps coming out people are getting paid to do basically nothing. the server has to bring the bottle open it and pay attention to make sure the glasses of the costumers are filled. he does soem work i am not it worth 20% but he actually does something
the barman does jackshit. he pulls the bottle off the shelf and gives it to the server and he gets a tip.

Dude people are getting paid to play baseball, suck dick or make powerpoint presentations (hopefully not all three). Don't take out the absurdity of modern living on poor servers.
post #429 of 732
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Originally Posted by Fuuma View Post


What if aliens attack during the meal and the waiter kills them with his lazer-eyes? Your scenarios are shit.

You usually tip 15-25%
Service bad 10%
Service awful you complain and go from there

If people wanna split you split equally and do it fast. If you can avoid splitting you discretely pay while "going to the bathroom" and/or just get the check depending on the situation and people you're with.

Now you know everything you need to know about tipping, don't ask about if your server rapes you while dressing in a gorilla suit, there's no rule for that.

You have no sense of humor, calm down dude.
post #430 of 732
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Originally Posted by cllamont View Post

Tipping, in general, is for suckers. This is why I never eat with large groups. First you get screwed when they divide the bill evenly and everyone had something more expensive than what you had. Then you get dinged again with the automatic large party gratuity. I never tip unless it is earned with extra services. A tip is extra money so there sould be extra services rendered to earn it.

Seriously? You have no joy in life if you undone by tipping or the efficient economy of dividing the check. Get over it. B
post #431 of 732
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Originally Posted by iammatt View Post


You tip on the full amount. Period.

I actually usually go a bit further...I was at a bar last night and someone had bought one of those restaurant.com certificates for $100 with a $200 minimum (I think they are usually $40 for $100 but those things are on sale all of the time...I've bought the $25 ones for as little as 80 cents).

only seemed fair that if there was such a bug chunk taken off the bill, non only should the waitress be tipped on the full amount, but the tip should probably skew to the "large" end of the spectrum since even with a good tip, we are spending a lot less than we otherwise would have.

The only issue I have with restaurant tipping (there are other places where tipping practices are questionable) is the mandatory 18% tips on groups. I've had it kick in with as few as 5 people and when the service is good, there is nothing wrong with 18% but when you get shitty service from someone who has decided that they are getting a guaranteed 18%...you really resent the mandatory tip.
post #432 of 732
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Originally Posted by Gordon Gekko View Post

I said it before, and I'm gonna say it again...don't sit up there and act like you're entitled to a tip just because YOU CHOSE to work a low-paying job. Whose fault is that?

What the fuck is this bullshit?
post #433 of 732
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Originally Posted by cllamont View Post

Tipping, in general, is for suckers. This is why I never eat with large groups. First you get screwed when they divide the bill evenly and everyone had something more expensive than what you had. Then you get dinged again with the automatic large party gratuity. I never tip unless it is earned with extra services. A tip is extra money so there sould be extra services rendered to earn it.

You shouldn't be going out to eat at all.
post #434 of 732
The tipping conventions in the US are bullshit. Yes, the work is low paid. So are many other jobs which we don't deem tip worthy.
post #435 of 732
Damn. I thought my insults were highly targeted and specific.

If you want the extra highly targeted insult package let me know, but I only do that if I get a tip.
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